A/N: This is a request from Stormy Snape. Read and review? Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own CSI or any of the characters.
Gun Show
"This… is the weapon?"
"Yep."
"Are you sure it can be considered a gun?"
"Uh-huh."
"How are you sure?"
"I have one locked up in my home for emergencies."
"But this is a-"
"This is no ordinary gun." Greg explained, picking it up. He pumped the black handle twice before pointing it at Catherine. "It's a water gun."
Squirt!
Catherine squinted her eyes, glaring deeply at Greg. She opened her mouth to give him a piece of her mind, she noticed a bright blue drop trickle down the end of her nose.
"Greg…"
"Huh?"
"That's not water, is it?"
Crinkling his eyes for a moment, he leaned forward and licked a trail up his coworker's face.
Smacking his lips, he smiled and replied "Listerine."
Catherine sighed, and muttered "At least now I'll smell minty fresh for when shift starts in a few minutes."
Greg chuckled as he watched her turn towards the door.
"Oh, and Greg?" She called over her shoulder.
"Yes?"
"I never want tickets to see your gun show again."