A/N: This is a companion story to 'Kill Me Now' By Swirly592~! Instead of from Morgan's point of view, though, it's from Kitty's! You know insanity will be rampant… Remember, this story line isn't entirely by me, it's by Swirly. I'm just here to fill up the plot holes and make things cracktastic! This would probably make more sense if you read 'Kill Me Now'.

Disclaimer: Why must you remind me? I KNOW! I DON'T OWN IT!

"… So that's how I broke his leg!" Emily said excitedly. We looked at her, confuzzled. I should probably introduce myself. My name is Kitty. I dropped my last name a while ago, and no, Kitty isn't my real name. If I DID tell people my real name, they would make fun of me and then I'd have to add a few bodies to the landfill…

There's Emily. She looks like a leprechaun~! I swear she does! She looks like she could be on the Lucky Charms commercial! Yum, Lucky Charms...

Then there's Em. She's soooo calm… It's boring! NOTHING can get her mad, and as we all know, its fun to annoy the hell out of people!

And then there's Moon, or as I call her, Sailor Moon! She's mellow too, but funny when she's riled up! I once somehow got her into a Sailor Moon cosplay while she was asleep. She was convinced she had magical powers! It was freakin' hilarious!

Then there's Lorelei, our resident vampire. I don't know much about her, other than she must have an Edward fetish or something.

Oh, there's also Chloe! She's the other insane one, even if it's partially! She can pack a punch hard! I can still feel it…

And last but not least, our boarder, Morgan. I tend to call her Swirly though because she's all over the place! We live at her house, and she's sane. But that will change soon~

"You did? Heh, I guess Chinese is good, aru." Emily rubbed the back of her head sheepishly. We all giggled. Who says aru? China, right? I never really paid attention to anyone except America. We're all Hetalia fangirls too.

Morgan went on her computer. Speaking of Hetalia… I went to my room to my shrine of the Pokemon Gods. "Dear Pokemon Gods, please somehow bring Hetalia to our house. Amen." I prayed.

"DON'T CLOSE IT!" I heard Moon yell. I ran down to where everyone was staring at a pop up…

"Moon, it's just a pop up." Morgan said.

"Morgan! It's for Hetalia!" Lorelei said. I could practically see the stars in her eyes. "'CONGRATULATIONS! You are the 1,000,000th visitor to this site! Click here to receive your free Hetalia Units!' Click it!" Thank you Pokemon Gods, I silently prayed.

"It's a scam. All that will happen is Morgan's computer will gain a virus. And that's the ONLY computer we have." Em said. Damn it, I hate rationality!

"Thank you Em. Now I'm just gonna c-AHH!" Morgan screamed. Yep. I glomped her just so she'd accidentally click the pop up.

"Hi~! What were we fighting about? I forgot." I sang. Morgan sweat dropped. Then the best message ever was on the screen.

'Thank you. Your first Unit will arrive in 3-5 business days!'

"Kitty… I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Morgan roared. She grabbed a bat and chased me. Totally worth the units. I started to laugh. If anyone wants to kill me, kill me later!

I'll update soon! Review!