Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. It is the property of Masashi Kishimoto. No profit is being made from this.

A/N: I am not abandoning my other fic; this is just going to be a side project. This fic will be light hearted, it will also be NaruHarem and there will be a lot of lemons. I am actually writing this since my other fic is so serious and it can get boring at times, this fic helps me get back in the groove. However, this fic will have meaning and it is not going to be a pointless smut fic.

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The Kyuubi growled in frustration. No matter what it did the damn seal would not budge. Millennia of knowledge hadn't helped it find a way to break the seal or even tamper with it. It was perfect in every fucking way. For the last nine years Kyuubi hadn't slept for one moment, trying desperately to find a way to break the seal and escape its prison. After nine years the Kyuubi decided enough was enough. It was going to use all his force to break the seal; it was going to give his all. With an almighty roar the great Kyuubi no Youko rushed towards the bars of its prison striking it with thunderous force. The bars bent a bit giving Kyuubi hope, 'finally it seems I have succeeded' the Kyuubi thought with glee, however its expression soon turned into horror as an almighty force struck back at Kyuubi and it felt pain like it had never felt before. The Kyuubi roared in pain as the seal dealt its punishment; his entire body felt like it was being crushed under a huge mountain and a thousand needles piercing its skin. Finally after what felt like a millennia the pressure and pain on its being reduced and then left as abruptly as it had come leaving the Kyuubi unconscious. The final thought the Kyuubi had before falling unconscious was that it was never going to try breaking the seal again; the great Kyuubi no Youko had finally given up trying to escape its prison.

Through it all the Jinchurikki of Kyuubi no Kitsune, Uzumaki Naruto, slept peacefully never knowing that that incident was going to make a monumental difference in his life.

The Kyuubi remained unconscious for the next two years, its body healing the extensive damage done by the seal. With a loud groan the mighty 'Kyuubi no Kitsune' woke up from his slumber. It looked around and sighed, it was still in its disgusting prison, 'The Insufferable Sewer' as it had aptly named it. Well it was time for another approach; if he couldn't escape the seal it could at the very least make its prison more bearable; however for that it needed to contact the prison keeper, the disgusting human in which it was sealed. There was yet another problem though, from what it had observed of its container, the boy was dumb, stubborn and loyal to a fault. He would never agree with its terms, it being the cause for so much misery in the container's insufferable village. However the boy was also very kind and quick to forgive. It had watched with disgust as the boy forgave all the villagers even after all the atrocities they had committed against him. If it would have been able to control the boy it would have extracted revenge against all the villagers that had harmed boy but alas it was not to be. There was yet another fail safe in the seal which ensured that it would never be able to control the host of the seal without his permission and even then it wouldn't be able to do anything that the boy did not want to.

It however had the advantage of the eons of knowledge it had gathered on the human race. It was also a kitsune which gave it the uncanny ability to trick people into doing what it wanted. It was also a lot more intelligent than the 'boy' so fooling him should be quite simple. Still, it could take no chance and hence he decided to observe the boy for a few more months.

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Uzumaki Naruto, the village's clown, the boy who always had a smile on his face lay on his bed, the perpetual smile missing on his tear stained face. Today had been a rather bad day; he had failed the genin exam and not only that he had been ranked the lowest in his class. He was the 'dead last.' He had tried so hard, he had studied the history scrolls everyday even though he hated it; he had practiced the three basic Justus for hours on end still in the end he had failed miserably. Just because of one stupid jutsu, the dreaded 'Bunshin.' No matter what he did, no matter how much chakra he used the bloody jutsu would never work. He had tried asking the academy teachers to teach him the jutsu again and too tell him what he was doing wrong but they had as usual ignored him with cold apathy.

It was not bloody fair, those bastards always ignored all his questions, checked his papers extremely strictly and used excessive force in their spars with him. He had tried complaining but that had not worked out either in fact the bastard teachers were even more unfair to him. Truthfully he hadn't expected any better, the majority of the village treated him with cold apathy.

Not for the first time in his pathetic life Naruto felt terribly lonely. He was the village pariah; he had no one, no friend, no parent and no guardian. He was all alone in a harsh and unforgiving world. He hugged a small teddy plushy to himself hoping that it would give him the warmth that a hug would provide. Oh how dearly he wanted something to call his, even the teddy he held in his hand had been picked from a garbage can. That night Naruto cried himself to sleep hoping that next year he would be able to pass and go a step closer to his goal of becoming a Hokage.

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The Kyuubi had seen enough, it had the perfect plan now but first it had to summon the 'boy' within the seal. It grinned as it felt the containers presence close enough to the seal that it could summon him towards it, today seemed to be its lucky day. Feeling the 'boy's' presence in the seals realm it quickly put its plan into action, the might demon fox began shrink and change form and within a few seconds there stood not the greet fox demon but a beautiful woman with glistening waist length red hair. The woman had big eyes with blue pupils which glistened with affection. An aristocratic nose and full ruby red lips adorned her heart shaped face. An hourglass figure adorned with a flowing red robe that hugged her delicate breasts and shapely backside and highlighted her creamy white skin completed her image. She was the very image of perfection. She smirked as she the reflection of herself in the sewer water, everything was going as planned. Now all she had to do was to wait for the boy to arrive.

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'Huh, where am I' Naruto thought as it looked around, it seemed like he was in the village shower. 'How did I get her, the last thing I remember is falling asleep in my room?' Something funny was going on and he intended to find out what. 'Maybe someone is playing a prank on me' he thought as he walked towards the only exit the room had. He frowned as he trekked down the passageway; he had seen almost all the sewer channels in Konoha and none that he could remember looked remotely like the passageway which he was walking through. Fearless as he was he strode forward, after all what is the worst that could happen. He heaved a sigh of relief when he saw the exit of the passageway; it was starting to scare him. His relief was however short lived as the passageway gave way to a room which had bars at the end of it. 'Damn another dead end', thought Naruto as he turned to walk back however he stopped dead in his tracks when he heard a voice calling out to him.

"Who's it?" he asked in alarm, the voice was coming from behind the bars.

"Come here Naruto-kun" the feminine voice called out again.

Naruto furrowed his brow, this could be a trap to lure him, and it would not be the first time that a villager had done that. He cautiously took a step towards the bars, "Who are you?" he called out again.

"Come closer Naruto-kun, I mean you no harm."

The voice had a certain lure to it and Naruto found it irresistible. Naruto's curiosity got the better of him as he hesitantly walked towards the bars. Soon he was in front of the bars and could see a shadowy figure behind it. He gasped as the person behind the bars reveled herself; she was the most beautiful lady he had ever seen. He stood open mouthed staring at her as she slowly and sensually walked towards him. Kyuubi smirked at seeing the boy's reaction, 'Humans are so predictable.'

"Hello Naruto-kun, I have been waiting a long time to meet you" she said affectionately, her eyes twinkling brightly. Naruto stared at the beauty in front of him, enraptured by her soothing voice. He then looked at her beautiful blue eyes, which shown with affection.

"Are you an angel?" He asked.

A tinkering laugh filled the room as she laughed at the boy's insinuation. Oh how wrong he was, she was the complete opposite of an angel.

"No Naruto-kun, I am the Kyuubi" she said her eyes filled with amusement.

"Huh?" he said eloquently.

"Yes, Naruto-kun, I am the Kyuubi" she repeated, seeing that the lad in front of her clearly did not believe her.

This time it was Naruto's turn to laugh. "You can't be the Kyuubi, the Yondaime killed him and you're…You're a girl" he sputtered out between laughs.

The Kyuubi looked at him with an annoyed expression "Are you saying that the Kyuubi cannot be a girl because girls are supposed to be weak" she asked, an edge to her tone. Naruto nodded confidently, 'as if a girl could ever be that strong' he thought.

"Well then I will have to show you my other form" she said and before Naruto's eyes she transformed into a huge fox leaking with killer intent. Naruto's eyes widened comically as he saw the beautiful lady in front of him become a huge fox demon.

"Now do you doubt me" she growled. Naruto scampered back haphazardly, "No" he squeaked out as he fell on his butt.

Seeing that the boy was going to flee, she quickly transformed back and the killing intent immediately reduced to almost nothing.

"Don't worry Naruto-kun, I cannot harm you in here" she said, her soothing voice calming Naruto's nerves.

"But h…how?" he sputtered.

"The Yondaime couldn't kill me, in fact no one can, bijuu like me can't be killed we can only be sealed or banished into another dimension. Since he couldn't kill me he did the next best thing, he sealed me in you, bijuu as strong as me can only be sealed in newborn babies and the Yondaime choose you to carry this awful burden. Right now we are in the seal; you are in your mind."

Naruto looked up at her shocked, and then finally realization dawned on him. He finally came to know the reason why he was hated through out the village, why everybody except the Hokage despised him. It was because he contained the Kyuubi no Kitsune, it was because he was a demon.

Realizing what Naruto was thinking she quickly cried out "No you are not a demon." Naruto looked up at her surprised. Seeing that she had his attention she continued "You are my jailer Naruto-kun, you are not me. You are a Jinchurriki, a sacrifice. The villagers are ignorant, they do not see the burden you carry everyday of your life, they do not see that it is you who keeps them safe. You are a Jinchurriki, a sacrifice."

Naruto eyes brimmed with tears of relief; he was not a monster after all. He then remembered where he was and looked up at the Kyuubi accusatorily.

She sighed and looked down dejected "I know what you must be thinking Naruto, but please listen to my side of the story first before judging me." She sighed in relief when he nodded his head, albeit a bit contritely.

"I never wanted to attack your village Naruto-kun; I was peacefully resting in my den deep in slumber when I was suddenly attacked by a ninja. One thing you must remember Naruto-kun, never wake me rudely when I am asleep." She took a deep breath and continued, "I was enraged that a puny ninja dared to disturb my sleep. So naturally I lashed out intending to kill him, however he turned out to be more skillful then I had expected. Still I was confident that I could easily defeat him and that turned out to be my folly." Here she shuddered as if she remembered a vile incident. "I looked into his eyes and he cast a Genjutsu on me and before I knew it, I was under his control. He then forced me to come out of my den and attack Konoha. From there on you know what happened." She finished and looked down in shame; a lone tear traveled down her cheeks.

Naruto looked at the woman in front of her and could feel nothing but sympathy for her, he actually believed her. What the woman had told him and the way she had said it stirred his heart strings.

"I believe you" he said, gazing up at her tear stained face. She gasped in surprise; she had clearly not expected him to believe her on the first try. It seemed like he was more gullible than she had previously thought.

"Thank-you, Naruto-kun" She said, her tone heartfelt. "Come closer Naruto-kun, I cannot step out of the bars" she said and beaconed him closer with her hands. Seeing him hesitate she said "Don't worry Naruto-kun I won't harm you and even if I wanted to I couldn't as the seal protects you from me."

Naruto hesitantly took a step towards her and to his surprise his body went straight through the bars as if they did not exist. As soon as he stepped through the bars she enveloped him in a heartfelt hug. Naruto stiffened as soon as she put her arms around him expecting her to attack but was pleasantly surprised when she pulled him to her enveloping him in a hug. Sudden warmth spread all over his body as he was hugged for the first time by a woman. He shyly put his arms around her returning the hug.

"I am so sorry Naruto-kun, because of me you had to suffer so much" she said a sob escaping her.

"Don't blame yourself Kyuu-chan, it's the villagers ignorance, it's in no way your fault, after all you weren't in control when you attacked Konoha" He said rubbing her back soothingly. This felt so good, he might finally have some one to care for, and he might not be alone after all.

Kyuubi extracted herself from the hug and held him at arms length. She gave him a lovely smile and leaned forward and kissed his forehead, making him blush. 'He looks so cute when he blushes.'

"Naruto-kun you are no longer alone, I will always be there for you. This seal will keep us together till death and I want to be your friend till then maybe even an aunt."

Naruto leaped forward and hugged her as if his life depended on it, "Thank-you Kyuu-chan, you are the best." He let go of her and looked around grimacing, they were still in the sewer.

"Can't we go somewhere better?" he asked.

"No Naruto-kun, I can't go out of the seal" she said and could see Naruto lower his head in dejection "However since this is your mind you can make it look however you like."

Naruto's face brightened at that, he closed his eyes and thought of his favorite place and when he opened them he was surprised to see that instead of the sewer he was standing on the Hokage mountains. Behind him was a large garden beyond which there was a huge forest. In the garden there was a massive fountain with a leaf statue through which water poured in all directions.

"This is wonderful Naruto-kun" Kyuubi said in delight.

Naruto turned to see her and frowned as he saw a choker marring her beautiful neck, "Is that the seal" he asked.

"Yes Naruto-kun, it is much better than the previous bars."

"I guess it is, but maybe I can make it better" he again closed his eyes and when he opened them instead of the choker there was a beautiful pearl necklace adorning her neck, it matched her porcelain skin.

"There now that is better."

The Kyuubi squealed in glee as it saw the necklace, "You are going to be quite the charmer Naruto-kun" she said grinning. Naruto blushed and scratched the back of his head in embarrassment. 'If only other people would treat me like how Kyuu-chan does.'

She then looked at the sky and saw the sun setting, "Come and watch the sun-set with me" she said and holding Naruto's hand lead him over to the cliff of the Hokage mountain. There they both sat, Kyuubi's arms around Naruto's shoulder pulling him closer to her bosom. "You can talk to me any time you want Naruto-kun, just think of me and I'll reply. If you want to come to this realm just meditate on me before sleeping and I'll pull you here" she whispered into his ear. Naruto shivered as he felt Kyuubi's warm breath caress his skin, it sent a tingling sensation through him.

"Ok Kyuu-chan" he said and closed his eyes. Kyuubi smiled at him and ran her fingers through his soft blond hair. "Time to go back, Naruto-kun" she whispered.

"Ok Kyuu-chan" he mumbled his eyes drowsy.

Kyuubi watched him fade as he left the seal's realm and as soon as she was sure he had left she jumped in joy. The conversation had gone much better than she had expected, Naruto really was gullible, and he had fallen in her trap hook line and sinker. He had completely believed a made up story, a few tears and an apology was all it hat taken. However there was only one glitch. When she had assumed a female form she had not thought much of it, genders did not matter to demons however because of the seal her transformation had gone wrong, permanently making her a female. She sighed as she lay down on the soft grass of the garden staring at the stars above. It seemed like she had also got some other human traits such as compassion and love. Never mind, that was a small prize to pay for what she had received. She finally had a place where she could run around, there was dry land and the place smelled beautiful. She also had someone to talk to, someone she could spend some time with. She was also sure that she could coax Naruto into letting her feel the outside world through him. Sighing she closed her drowsy eyes and fell asleep beneath the stars; not even bothering to change her form.

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