Harry Potter Puppet Pals: Where is Snape?
(NOTE: Spoilers from the 7th book abound. I'd be surprised if you haven't read it already, but if that is the case, I did warn you.)
Ron: What do you want to do today, Harry?
Harry: I know! Let's go bother Snape!
Hermione: Don't you guys get tired of doing that all the time?
Harry: Um...
Ron: No.
Harry: Not really.
Hermione: And you do know it's breaking about ten school rules?
Ron: Uh, yeah.
Harry: Your point?
Hermione: Sigh...
(Harry & Ron go to Snape's office.)
Harry: Hey, where's Snape?
Ron: Hey, maybe he's in this large suspicious iron pot!
(Pot falls over.)
Harry: I swear I didn't touch it.
Dobby: Oh, bad, bad Dobby!
Harry: Hey, I thought you were dead, Dobby!
Dobby: And I thought you were out of school and Snape was dead, Harry Potter.
Ron: Erm...awkward.
Harry:...Well, we're glad you're back, Dobby! Group hug!
(Awww)
Harry: Now where's Snape? He wasn't in the pot.
Ron: Or in this (SMASH) priceless goblin-made vase!
Dobby: Or in this ferocious three-headed dog!
Harry & Ron: Um...what?
Fluffy: ROAR!
Fluffy 2: ROARIER ROAR!
Fluffy 3: ROARIEST ROAR!!
Dobby: Oh, bad, bad, Dobby! He must punish himself with the cactus and the croquet mallet again!
Harry: No, no, Dobby, there's no time.
Ron: When we find Snape, I'm sure he'll be happy to punish you himself.
Harry: Instead of us.
Dobby: Oh, you're right! You're so smart, Harry Potter!
(They run away like scared little schoolgirls)
Voldemort: Halt!
Harry: Oh, not you again! The last sentence of the last chapter of the last book clearly says "His scar had not pained him in 19 years. All was well." ALL WAS WELL! Can't you read?
Voldemort: Ah ha ha ha...Foolish boy. Don't you know evil never dies?
Harry: Avada Ke-Die Already!
Voldemort: Hey, that's...the spell is...oh, damn it.(Dies.)
Dobby: Oh, you are so brave, Harry Potter! You killed He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!
Harry:...Again.
Dumbledore: Halt again! I must tell you something of grave importance!
Harry: Dumbledore! We thought you were...oh, never mind.
Ron: Death doesn't seem to be a problem in this story.
Dumbledore: Snape is...IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS!
To Be Continued...