A/N: 3 IN ONE DAY.? IT'S A RECORD.:D and I should be asleep ;DD

So I had this idea a while back, idr exactly whai, but I love it.3 so I think I shalt use it now kthanxbye;D

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"Hai." Naruto and Sasuke said in unison. Tsunade had assigned them to go with a few Nin trackers and go to the village hidden in the rain's battle site. There had been said to be a Konaha Spy among them that had been injured. And their job was to go there, simply pick up the Nin and take him back to konaha hospital facilities where they would begin diagnosis of and serious wounds and injuries he may have received. A C-rank at best. That's all you can handle after wiping out almost the entire reincarnation of the akatsuki at once. Sasuke understood, accepted, and was grateful for such. But Naruto's energizer bunny like tank never hit E, as he anticipated the mission ahead, jumping from tree to tree just on the outskirts of the rain.

"How many ninja do you think we'll fight.? Do you think it'll be a lot.! Huh.! Do ya'.? Maybe we'll get to fight a rouge nin, or possibly a special jonin.! Maybe even an ANBU.? Wouldn't that be cool Sasuke.? Huh, wouldn't it.?"

"Dobe… shut up."

"Oh teme, you don't mean that,"

"And who fed you that bull shit.?"

"You LOVE the sound of my voice and you know it."

"Tch… whatever, deadlast." Sasuke didn't know what bothered him more, the OBNOXIOUS sound of that never ending Dobe voice that sounded not completely guy-ish, but not feminine either ; or the fact that that multigenderal Idiot was right. He loved the sound of that voice. He loved the way it screamed and moaned and called his name when he touched the most forbidden and sensitive areas…in his dreams of course. But he was sure it would sound exactly the same in real life. So Sasuke would wait for the day he felt was right to tell Naruto, or better yet, Naruto confessed, to test the hypothesis out.

"Sasuke, are you even listening to me.?" Sasuke was shaken from his thoughts.

"What.?" Naruto puffed his cheeks out with a huff

"we're here. Of course you'd know that already if you'd listen to me every once in a while."

"Hn…" Sasuke groaned as they touched down to the dirt turf.

"…Black-blue hair, gray outfit, fits the description. This must be him." Sasuke pondered looking the seemingly lifeless body over. "we better get this to the hospital, stat."

"Hai." Naruto said, picking the boy up and swinging him onto his back. As he did so he barely got a decent view of the kid. What he DID notice was that he had ivory skin, raven like hair, and weighed as much as a small female.

Upon the diagnosis, Naruto and Sasuke talked with Lady Tsunade. Sasuke, giving as many details he'd noticed when picking the spy up; Naruto to try and hustle yet ANOTHER mission off of her.

"Pleeaassseeee grandma Tsunade.!"

"Naruto, are you suffering from insomnia or something.! Take a break.!"

"But I don't want to take a break, nor Do I Need one.! I need a mission, any mission at all ,c'mon, there has to be something.!" Tsunade (pretended to) flip through papers in a large binder.

"Here… this should work."

"What is it, what is it.? Is it fighting of a league of robbers.?" Naruto pretended to fence.

"Not exactly."

"Huh.?" Naruto said.

"Seomaru, the boy you rescued go look after him for a while. Help him get better, do things for him you know."

"In other words go be a butler to this guy…?"

"It's this or Nothing, Naruto." With a sigh of defeat, Naruto turned on heel and made his way back to the hospital, Sasuke close on tale. He wasn't about to let Naruto be alone if he had the power to prevent it.

END OF PART 1

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