Ok, my friend Minako thought of this and sent it to me, so I had to put it up. (So it isn't actually mine, but oh well.) (All REALLY dumb ones have been edited out.)

Ya know how Chichiri says no da all the time? Well... is you don't, don't read this...

THE NO DA LIST

~If an opera singer has laringitis, there is no la.
~If a pool store is sold out, there is no spa.
~If all the crows were dead, there would be no kaa.
~If there is no baby, there can be no ma.
~Without cheerlaeaders, there is no rah.
~Without lumber, there is no saw.
~A headless person would have no jaw.
~A cat without feet has no paw.
~Something perfect has no flaw.
~An incomplete scale would have no fa.
~Without laughter, there is no ha.
~A lack of sheep would mean no baa.
~If I were non-exsistent, there would be no blah.
~If you cut a cat's nails, there will be no claw.
~Someone with no arms and bad grammar can "no draw."
~Without a madri, there is no gras.
~A lack of vicious animals would cause no gnaw.
~If a mute person falls off a cliff, there is no waaa.
~A restaurant that lacks supplies would has no straw.
~With no sympathy, there is no awwww.
~A place devoid of women would have no bra.
~Pichu's name has no ka.

Welp, that's it. Hey, if you have something to add, put it in a review. I love you, Minako-chan!