iEgg Miss Briggs
An iCarly fiction! Full front on Seddie!
R&R plz
~fandango2girl

It was thirty seconds until live. Carly and Spencer were in the iCarly studio getting the camera set up. Carly fluffed her hair a bit. "In five, four, three, two..." Spencer imitated Freddie perfectly.

"Hello, people who are on the internet! I'm Carly! And this is iCarly!" Carly pressed the applaud button on the blue remote. "I'm sure by now you're wondering where Sam is, well that's for a later bit!"

During that time, Sam Puckett was crouched behind the bushes. "Hurry up, Benson." She hissed.

"If you would've helped me carry them, I'd be there by now!" He scoffed, carrying ten dozen eggs in their rightful packaging.

"I could help you, but I choose not to." Sam smiled simply.

"You know what, Puckett, your lack of cooperation is really getting on my nerves!" Freddie snapped.

"Oh is it now?" Sam asked, sarcasm dripping from her voice.

"Yeah. It is." He stated.

"What are you gonna do about it now?"

"I don't know but it's-"

"You know what I'm gonna do?" She asked.

"What?"

"This." Sam threw one of the eggs.

"Hey, Sam! Stop that!" Sam threw another.

"Stop what?" She blinked innocently.

"Okay, that's it." Freddie grabbed an egg of his own and chucked it. It wasn't long before they were having an all out war.

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"All right," Carly smiled into the camera after the video played, "as mentioned before, Sam is missing tonight. Well, right now, she and Freddie are waiting in front of Miss Briggs' place. Why? Because right here, live, they're going to egg Miss Briggs!" Carly pressed the applaud button on Sam's blue remote. "Lets just go to the monitor and talk to them." She nodded to Spencer, who pressed the red button on Freddie's tech-belt thingy. The monitor swung open and showed a darker scene with two recognizable characters. The dirty blonde, and tech-dork seemed to be enjoying themselves because what the world was viewing right now are two publicly known enemies sitting in the bushes, making out. That's what it really, really, really looked like anyway. "Sam." Carly dared mutter, knowing something must be up for those two to be sucking face like that. "Sam!" She called again, but the girl did not respond. "Well, obviously Sam has turned her mic off." Carly smiled awkwardly.

"Oh, hold on, I got this." Spencer said, reaching into his pocket. "I'll call Sam." He nodded.

Carly smiled. "Way to use your head, Spence." Back on the monitor Sam seemed to realize her phone ringing, reluctantly pull away from the brunette and answered.

A soft "What!" could be heard, despite having her mic off.

"What is it?"

"We're live!"

"What!!!!" The two freaked before awkwardly turning to the camera.

"Hey, Carls..." Sam had turned on her mic.

"Sup..." Freddie nodded.

"Uhmm, why don't you tell the viewing world what you're going to do?" Carly offered.

"Oh, right!" Sam jumped. "We're gonna use ten dozen eggs and pelt Miss Briggs' house!" She smiled brightly, covering her embarrassment.

"I hope I pass my English test tomorrow." Freddie smiled unnaturally.

"Let's just get our ammunition." Sam opened a carton and picked up an egg. She took aim before slugging it at the brick house in the distance. They fumbled with the boxes and turned to the camera.

"We seem to have run out of eggs." Freddie stammered.

"You ran out of eggs!" Carly shouted, disappointed.

The two looked each other over. Sam spoke up. "We had an egg fight."

Carly turned back to the iCarly audience and muttered, "Well, I guess we won't be egging Miss Briggs." She smiled awkwardly. "So, I guess we'll have to wrap the show up early tonight. See ya next week." Carly waved slowly.

"And... we're clear." Spencer announced.

Do you guys think I should continue this? It was originally supposed to be a one-shot, but I dunno anymore. Should I continue? Review! The wonderful Danwarp owns iCarly

~fandango2girl