Chapter 1: Balamb Garden!
Squall: Why do they have two lower case letters?
RSE: How the hell am I supposed to know?
outside Balamb Garden
Seifer and Squall are fighting
Squall: DIE!
Seifer: blocks motions with hand
Squall: rushes Cocky bastard...
Seifer: What did you call me? Fire!
Squall: AHHHHH! falls down
Seifer: WEEEEE! slices Squall's face
Squall: Owwwww! passes out
Later at the Infirmary
Woman: Hey Squall...
Squall: GO AWAY! I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU!
Woman: FINE THEN I WONT TELL YOU EITHER! stalks off
Squall: Finally I can get some sleep, ...so tired after that huge Frat party last night and all those drugs...
a little later
Quistis walks in and wakes up Squall
Quistis: Oh, Squall you really shouldn't let him get to you like...
Squall: Shut up!
Quistis: quivers in fear Ok...
Squall walks out
Quistis: Hey wait for me!
Squalls SeeD rank goes down for yelling at his teacher
Squall: Hey! I need that rank! I'm gonna make less money now!
RSE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Squall: mumbles Stupid omnipotent narrator...
RSE: smacks Squall No bad talking the narrator! I'm omnipresent too!
Squall: Grrrr...