Disclaimer: I did not create the Agents so don't blame me
Agents 'R Us
Hello and welcome to Agents 'R Us - the no.1 Agent supplier in the galaxy.
Our Agents come in 3 basic models - brainy, brawny and 'pretty.'
Each model comes with 3 expressions. Choose from our exciting range below.
Disdainful stare
Angry glare
Evil smirk
Intimidating blank look
Each Agent comes fully clothed in swanky brown yellow-lined suit ,with earpiece. Shades, tie-clip and large black shoes come as standard. Receding hairline on request.
Every Agent comes equipped with a Desert Eagle semi-automatic and cool bullet-dodging action.
Please note- constipated look, evilness and a tendency to say 'Mis-ter An-der-son' are natural characteristics of the Agents and should (not) be regarded as flaws. Agents also tend to develop slight megalomania but it's nothing to worry about - really!
To place your order click here.
Thank you for shopping at Agents 'R Us. You have made a simple computer program very happy.
Agents 'R Us does not accept responsibility for injuries/overwritten files.
We do not replace broken sunglasses.
No refunds if your Agent kills you.