Sirius admired his beautiful wife, who was chopping unions, from the doorway. They recently got married and were currently on their honeymoon in France. None of his friends knew this and today he was finally going to tell them. Sirius walked up to Morien Nephele Black née Gyges and wrapped his arms around her waist from behind. He leaned forward and whispered in her ear. "Wait here, I'm going to tell Prongs and Lils," he gave a kiss on her neck and added "You better stay here, we don't want to scare them too much." Nephele giggled, turned around and wrapped her arms around his neck. "Well, when you come back, I might have a surprise for you." He smirked and said: "Don't tempt me too much, or I won't be able to leave. Sirius walked towards the fireplace and grabbed some floopowder. Before he stepped into the fireplace, he turned around and winked at Nephele.

"Potter Estate," yelled Sirius.

Nephele continued chopping the unions, not knowing it would probably be the last thing she would hear him say.

Sirius stepped out of the fireplace and saw James sitting at the kitchen table. "Ah, Padfoot! We were wondering if you would ever shop up," exclaimed James. He stood up and gave Sirius a pat on his back. "Where is my favourite godson Prongslet?" Lily walked in with Harry on her hip. "Siri! Siri!" Harry yelled while making grabbing motions towards him. Sirius took Harry from Lily, kissed his forehead and gave him back to her.

"I'm here to tell you something," he looked seriously at them. "I told you that I went on a holiday, right? That's not true. Well, not the whole truth. I'm married."

There was a pregnant pause before everything went wrong. Peter Pettigrew and Voldemort apparated into the house. "Give me the child of the prophecy," Voldemort said. Everyone started yelling. Things as 'Peter, how could you?!', 'What prophecy? What are you talking about?', and 'Her name is Morien Nephele Gyges and she's pregnant…' could be heard. But Voldemort paid no mind to them. All he could think of was Harry, and he walked towards him. "NO! I will not let you take my child from me!" exclaimed Lily while holding Harry protectively to her chest. "Get out of my way or I will kill you," warned Voldemort. Suddenly there were green lights everywhere.

YOU-KNOW-WHO-DOES-NOT-EXCIST-ANYMORE
By Circe McWayley

Yesterday evening on 31th August a life changing event occurred. The Dark Lord was vanquished by none other than an infant, named Hadrian Potter.
It is said that the Potters went into hiding and appointed a safe keeper. Said safe keeper was Sirius Black, the late James Potter's best friend. "Mr Black contacted He-who-must-not-be-named, thus caused the downfall of the Potters, Peter Pettigrew and 13 Muggles. So he shall be sentenced lifelong in Azkaban," stated Head Auror Scrimgeour.
Remarkable is that Mr Black is not given a trial. Mr Dumbledore said that "people like Black do not deserve a trial. This shows other Wizarding countries and the Death Eaters that we do not tolerate such actions. We will continue to apprehend Death Eaters."
But even more remarkable is that Hadrian Potter is the sole survivor! According to Mr Dumbledore "Voldemort cast the Killing curse on Hadrian, but it bounced off him –which caused the lightning bold-shaped scar to form on Hadrian's forehead- and got You-Know-Who killed instead."
Who will gain the custody of the young Potter now? The late Potter's will mentioned Sirius Black and Alice Longbottom as godfather and godmother. However both are unable to take care of Hadrian, so Child Services decided to hold a trial on September 8.