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I Can't Do This

'I can't do this!'

'Yes you can. Relax. Just breathe.'

'No. I don't want to. You can't make me.'

'Honey…'

'I…I change my mind.'

'It's too late for that.'

'I want to go back.'

'We can't go back.'

'I need to go back.'

'We've been through this a thousand times. You. Can. Do. This.'

'But I don't want to.'

'Take my hand. I'm going to be here the entire time. It's going to be alright.'

'But…'

'And remember, deep breaths. In…Out...In…Out…'

'Okay…'

'See. It's going to be easy.'

…

'Just Relax.'

…

'Good.'

'But what if something goes wrong? What it…'

'Nothing's going to go wrong.'

'What if they make a mistake?'

'Honey calm down.'

'What if they can't fix it?'

'These people are Professionals. They know what they're doing.'

'But just say…'

'It's a simple procedure. One they perform every day. Stop worrying.'

'But…'

'Trust me. I wouldn't let them anywhere near you if I didn't trust them myself. Everything is going to be fine.'

'O…Okay.'

'Deep breaths.'

…

'You're doing great.'

…

'In…Out…In…Out…'

…

'Keep going.'

'Is it…is it going to hurt?'

'Not at all. They'll make sure you don't feel a thing.'

'But what if…'

'There's really nothing you need to worry about.'

'But what if they're not nice people?'

'I'm sure they're lovely.'

'But…'

'Honey, you need to calm down.'

'I…I can't.'

'You have to.'

'I'm…I'm scared.'

'I know, but you've got to be brave. I promise that it will be over soon.'

'I don't want to.'

'It's time.'

'No…Please…I'm not ready.'

'Yes, you are.'

'No…'

'You can do this.'

'I'm…'

'Be brave.'

'Don't…'

'I love you.'

'Please…Narcissa…Please…'

'Honestly Lucius! You're making it sound like you're having as baby. It's only a haircut for Merlin's sake!'

'My point exactly, Narcissa. My point exactly.'

A/N: Again, like in "The Name Game", I know that Lucius may seem a little Out Of Character, but it's his hair we're talking about here. His long, silky, gorgeous hair. The only thing he loves more is that Snake Cane of his. So what do you expect?

Do you get the feeling that Narcissa tends to get annoyed with him quite frequently? Or is that only in the stories that I write?

Don't be shy. Loved it? Hated it? Tell me what you think. Comments and reviews are always welcome and much appreciated.