Harry Potter has joined Facebook.

Basic Information

Current City: Ottery St. Catchpole, Devon, England

Hometown: Godric's Hollow, England

Sex: Male

Birthday: July 31, 1980

Interested In: Women

Languages: English, Italian, Japanese, Parsaltounge

About Me: I save the world on a constant basis from a certain He-Who-must not-be-named. (Oh dear God)

Work and Education

School: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Share Your Experiences: Super Hero

Philosophy

Religious Views: Private

Policital Views: Really don't give a damn

Arts and Entertainment

Music: Owl City, Lady GaGa, Adele, Jeff Buckly, Neon Trees, Tupac, Snoop Dogg

Share your Interests

Books: HATE READING

Movies: Paranormal Activity, Mission: Imposible, Lion King

TV Shows: Phineas and Ferb, Dragon Ball, American Idol, Glee

Games: Mario, Sonic, Zelda, Pacman, Kirby, Final Fantasy...

Harry Potter: Finally decided to make a Facebook, and here I am.

Harry Potter is now friends with Ron Weasley, Neville Plantboy Longbottom, Ginny Weasley and 4,800 other people.

Ginny Weasley – Harry Potter: Hey Scarhead! Glad you finally got a Facebook. We've all been waiting for you to get one.

-Harry Potter: Thanks guys. You're all too kind.

Hermione Granger likes this.

-Lord Voldemort: But I'm not.

-Neville Plantboy Longbottom: The entire universe knows that, Voldemort.

Lavender Brown and 3,358 other people like this.

-Lord Voldemort: Stfu Neville

-Hermione Granger: WTF? Harry, why would you add Voldemort as a friend?

Seamus Finnigan likes this.

-Harry Potter: ...Oh. I didn't realize I added him. See, I got like a billion friend requests right after I joined so I kinda just added whoever requested me.

-Fred Weasley: LOL. Why would Voldemort of all people want to be your friend on Facebook?

Dean Thomas and 676 other people like this.

-Lord Voldemort: That's none of your business, you dumbass.

-Ron Weasley: Wait a second...why do we ALL have Voldemort as a friend on here?

-Hermione Granger: ...

Dean Thomas and 500,000 other people like this.

Dean Thomas: Can anyone come with suggestions for a middle name for me please? I feel naked without one!

-Collin CamPics Creevey: Think of an anime name then put it there. That's always the best way!

Hermione Granger likes this.

-Dean Thomas: Hm...anime, huh? That's so...anime though...eh, I'll get over it. OK, from now on I shall be known as DEAN KOMIKKU THOMAS!

Dean Thomas has now changed his name Dean Komikku Thomas.

-Lord Voldemort: Worst. Name. Ever.

Harry Potter is now in a relationship with Ginny Weasley.

Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and 526,388 other people like this.

-Romilda Vane: HA! I KNEW IT!

-Lavender Brown: Um...everyone's known it for years now...

-George Weasley: Pwned.

Fred Weasley and 1,500,720 others like this.

Seamus Finnigan is now in a relationship with Alicia Spinnet.

Ginny Weasley and 303,451 others like this.

-Collin CamPics Creevey: WTF? YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS, SEAMUS!

-Lavender Brown: WHAAAAAAAT? GIVE ME THE DETAILS RIGHT NOW!

-Alicia Spinnet: Um...what? Just because we talk a lot doesn't mean we're in a relationship, Seamus. I don't even like you that way so take that off or else I'll block you.

-Seamus Finnigan: :(

Seamus Finnigan is now single.

Parvati Patil likes this.

George Weasley: Man, I am so underweight! I don't even understand how it came out to be like this too. I mean, I eat a lot every day so this shouldn't be happening!

-Hermione Granger: It's called bulimia.

Katie Bell and 909,714 others like this.

Pansy Parkinson: Like my status if you think I'm in need of plastic surgery.

Marietta Edgecombe and 2,344,856,212 others like this.

-Pansy Parkinson: UGH! YOU PEOPLE ARE SUCH BITCHES! I'M GONNA GO EAT A BOWL OF PEANUTS!

Fred Weasley and 1,816,719,033 others like this.

-Pansy Parkinson: ...I'm allergic to peanuts.

Hermione Granger and 2,640,099,127 others like this.

-Pansy Parkinson: WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY LOVE ME? [/self]

-Vincent Crabbe: Lmfao.

Draco Lucius Malfoy and 2,000,000,000 others like this.

Harry Potter listed Ron Weasley as his brother.

-Ron Weasley: About damn time.

Lord Voldemort: Need to get my cloak polished. Anyone know a good polishing center?

-Luna Looney Lovegood: Yes. Just take a left turn at 5th avenue and go all the way to Knockturn Alley and go past the McDonalds Mall till you get to Dairy King then make a right and stop as you see 'Bart's Polishing Center', which should be right next to Burger Queen and Out-n-In.

Neville Longbottom likes this.

-Lord Voldemort: ...WHAT?

Charlie Weasley: OMG it's raining in Romania for once! And it's super cold too!

Parvati Patil and Fiona Greene likes this.

-Aubrey Jones: Hey babe, I'm coming over there in a minute so we can cuddle up and keep each other warm in bed. ;)

-Charlie Weasley: Oh boy! I'll light some scented candles!

-Aubrey Jones: And I'll bring some certain 'protection' just in case 'something' happens. ;)

-Fred Weasley: Get a room.

George Weasley and Lord Voldemort likes this.

Ginny Weasley: Bored at home, watching TV...ugh, nothing is on, as usual...

Gregory Goyle: Can I come over? ;)

Ginny Weasley has blocked Gregory Goyle

Hermione Granger and Harry Potter likes this.

Hannah Abbot: I really should be doing homework right now but...I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO OWL CITY DX

Lavender Brown and 36 others like this.

-Lord Voldemort: Pffft. Who needs homework? I sure didn't. That's why I dropped out of school. Didn't need it and I'm doing just fine now.

-Alicia Spinnet: And yet you wonder why your plans always fail.

Harry Potter and 1,540,911 others like this.

Katie Bell: OMFG THERE'S A HUGE RIOT GOING ON IN LONDON!

Bill Weasley likes this.

-Romilda Vane: That's like the 20th riot this month. That's not news.

-Percy Weasley: Wow, talk about being bitchy...

-Marietta Edgecombe: ROMILDA IS A SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!

-Michael Corner: Go play in some traffic, Romilda.

-Angelina Johnson: GTFO you worthless excuse of a girl.

Romilda Vane has now blocked Marietta Edgecombe, Percy Weasley, Michael Corner and Angelina Johnson.

Harry Potter: Hmm...Cho sent me a friend request. Should I accept?

-Ginny Weasley: HELL NO, DON'T TALK TO THAT BIATCH!

Ron Weasley and 95 others like this.

-Harry Potter: But...I haven't talked to her in years! And it seems like she wants to patch things up too...

-Neville Plantboy Longbottom: Don't do it Harry. That girl is trouble.

Ginny Weasley and 102 others like this.

-Lord Voldemort: DO IT!

-Lavender Brown: Shut up Voldemort.

-Harry Potter: Well...I'm gonna do it only because I haven't talked her in a long time. If she causes any trouble though, I will block her and delete her.

-Ron Weasley: *facepalms*

Dean Komikku Thomas and 1,012 others like this.

Harry Potter is now friends with Cho Chang.

-Hannah Abbot: DISLIKE!

Collin CamPics Creevey and 2,011 others like this.

Romilda Vane: Screw what people think, I'm a do what makes ME happy! :D

Ginny Weasley and 20 others like this.

-Pansy Parkinson: Does that include stealing things from people and places for no good reason?

-Percy Weasley: And acting slutty a lot?

-Dobby FreeElf: And stalking guys?

-Kreacher the Loyal: And stealing my chocolate pudding without my permission?

-Sonic the Hedgehog: And trying to hack my Facebook account?

Romilda Vane has now blocked Pansy Parkinson, Percy Weasley, Dobby FreeElf, Kreacher the Loyal, and Sonic the Hedgehog.

Draco Lucius Malfoy: Bark bark.

Dudley Dursley and 4,514,890,200 others like this.

~End Chapter~

So What do you guys think? Should I continue it? I feel Like I should! But anyways Read! Review! Laugh! Love!