Saphiragon #1
Saphira was sitting on the campfire, tired from the long day and wanted to go sleep. She cowered herself together, happy to be able to sleep now, closed her eyes… and then all of a sudden Eragon appeared, shouting "Saphira! Hey Saphira, look what I found in the forest!" For the first moment Saphira was slightly shocked that it could be something dangerous, and was awake immediately. Then Eragon opened his hands to show her what he found, and it was… a dandelion. "Isn't this amazing? :D" Eragon said, and Saphira said nothing, kind of pissed that Eragon woke her up for this shit. "What's wrong Saphira, don't you like my new friend the dandelion? I decided to call im Dandy by the way!" Eragon said amazed. "Well… good job, Eragon… really well done" Saphira answered. "I have a great idea! Let's play something! You, me and my new friend Dandy!" Eragon said. Saphira really wanted to get rid of him right now to go sleep with no fucking Eragon shouting like a mad guy because he found a damned Dandelion in the forest. So she answered: "Oh cool, I know a good game we can play, especially with 'Dandy'." "Yay omg! Let's start then!" Eragon shouted. "Okay, it is called OM NOM NOM, I used to play this with bunnies and squirrels. I think Dandy will enjoy it. Hand him over to me!" "Okay! Have fun, Dandy!" And Eragon gave Saphira 'Dandy'. Saphira took the dandelion, and just ate it. She burped to signal Eragon that she was serious with eating it. "OH NO DANDY! WHY YOU ATE HIM?" Eragon shouted. Saphira answered: "Because I fucking want to sleep now! And now you better run or you are next!" So Eragon ran away and Saphira was finally able to go sleep.
~Do not piss off a dragon that wants to sleep, especially not with a dandelion~