BURNBOYS
EPISODE I
THE FANDOM MENACE
IT IS A PERIOD OF PEACE ON PLANET EARTH.
OVER TWO YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE THE
ANGELS LOKI AND BARTLEBY WERE DEFEATED BY
BETHANY SLOANE, RUFUS, SERENDIPITY, AND THE
PROPHETS JAY AND SILENT BOB.
FILMMAKERS FROM HOLLYWOOD HAVE HEARD OF
THIS EVENT AND DECIDED TO MAKE A FILM BASED
ON IT SO THAT THEY CAN MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO
BUY DRUGS AND HAVE SEX WITH PROSTITUTES WHO
MAY INFECT THEM WITH SOMETHING
MEANWHILE, IN THE NEW JERSEY TOWN OF RED
BANK, TWO FRIENDS NAMED JASON MEWES AND
KEVIN SMITH ARE DRESSED AS JAY AND SILENT BOB
AT A 1998 HALLOWEEN PARTY WHERE THEY WILL
MEET DIE-HARD STAR WARS FANS...