Authors note: well I've not written a fic in a while and I thought you would all appreciate a Valentine's Day fic. This seems to be cross between humour, romance and some madness as usual. So without further babbling from me here we go.

Disclaimer: The mentalist isn't mine. Otherwise Jane and Lisbon would already be together.

"JANE!" Lisbon shouted from the doorway to her office, looking into it with a face of repulsion and disgust.

"Ah Lisbon I thought I'd hear your raised voice any second soon." Jane laughed as he came up from behind her making her jump slightly.

"Jane. You have tem seconds to explain what the hell is going on or god forgive me I'll shoot you." Lisbon warned him.

"I decorated it. Especially for Valentine's Day." Jane told her.

"Well undecorated it!" Lisbon shouted, "Before I punch you on the nose!" Lisbon office was a nightmare of pink hearts, cupids with bows and roses. The team came over to see what Jane had done this time

Now's my chance. I'll get them all at once. Ready. Aim. Fire!

"Ow!" Rigsby shouted followed by a grunt from Cho.

Oh crap! Oh crap! The arrow Rica shade. This can't be good!

"Are you two okay?" Lisbon asked. Both men looked up at her at the same time. Suddenly both men's hearts skipped a beat at the mere look at their fiery brunet boss. They didn't realise how beautiful she was till now.

Oh no here comes the war!

"Lisbon you look so very pretty today. That colour really compliments your skin." Rigsby told her before blushing.

"WHAT!" Jane and Van Pelt exclaimed. Lisbon was too shocked to say anything.

"Hey! I was about to say that!" Cho shouted.

"Umm guys what's going on?" Van Pelt asked. Lisbon was still in shock.

"Well tough luck. I said it first!" Rigsby argued ignoring Grace's comment.

"Don't listen to him Teresa! I like you! An angel is like you Teresa!" Cho commented throwing in Shakespeare for effect.

"Hey no using Shakespeare!" Rigsby argued.

"Can someone tell me what's gotten into you two?" Lisbon finally snapped out of her shock. Jane was shocked, something that very rarely happened. Van Pelt seemed to be switching glairs between Rigsby and Lisbon. She knew Lisbon wasn't to blame but she couldn't help but glair. Come on! Two guys were scrapping over her and she was in love with one of them.

Time to fix this disaster. Ready. Aim. Fire!

"Ow!" Grace shouted.

"Grace are you okay?" Jane asked. Just like before the red headed agent's heart sored for the blond consultant she was looking at.

Not again! I need to practice some more!

"Jane." Grace repeated his name like it was a new magical word.

"Grace?" Jane asked. Van Pelt said nothing and threw herself at Jane in an attempt to kiss him.

"GRACE NO! LISBON HELP ME!" Jane asked fending off Van Pelt. Lisbon tried to help him but Rigsby grabbed her wrist.

"So Teresa, if you're not busy later how about lunch?" Rigsby asked before blushing again.

"Not now Rigsby." Lisbon panicked as she watched Jane try to keep a kissing Van Pelt at arms distance.

"No way in Hell Rigsby! Lisbon's going to lunch with me!" Cho grabbed her other wrist.

"No way man I asked first!" Rigsby shouted.

"Well I've known her longer!" Cho argued. Dropping her wrist. Rigsby let go as well.

"You want to start something, come…" Rigsby didn't get a chance to finish as Cho punched him. A fight broke out between the two. While CBI agents came to break up the two Lisbon took the time to save Jane from Van Pelt. She then ran into her office seeking refuge. Hopefully this was all some elaborate joke that would end soon. Jane planned this as his best trick yet. That had to be it! Didn't it. Or had they really lost their minds?

Oh no what happened now! This is going to be hell to fix.

Authors note: Good, bad, in between. Let me know and I'll update soon. If you haven't already worked out the italics are cupid's thoughts. Hope you enjoyed it.