Chapter 1
Camping out
In a distance land, where people live free. At least so they think. There are a group men or soldiers (which ever you want it to be). There women and child too. Besides from the fact there are animals and other strange things. That lives in a fairly large country side called Gondor.
At crack of dawn. At place between Rohan and Gondor. There are two wide awake men sitting at a camp fire. Waiting for there wives to wake up. The one man got sick of hanging out at the fire and he was started to grow hungry. So
Faramir said "Hey Aragorn, I am hungry I'm going to look for something to eat okay".
"Okay then Faramir." I will wait here till our wives are wake up" said Aragorn.
So off went Faramir looking for a good meal for him, his wife and friends. Faramir walk on and on and on but he couldn't find any good prey to hunt down. All Faramir saw while he was looking for food was tiny little bird or mice. It was a little sad how there was nothing at all out there to kill. So Faramir went back to find Aragorn and his wife Ewoyn. The First thing Aragorn said to Faramir is Did to kill any thing. So we can eat.
Faramir like " well no but I did see birds and mice's. Does it look like a killed anything."
"Sadly but mostly nothing ate able" said Faramir.
"Well frick" says Aragorn.
"Now what are we going to do" said Aragorn.
"Not really sure right at the moment" says Faramir.
"Well" Aragorn says.
"You need to keep on looking or I will go and look around. You can stay and wait for our wives to wake up" said Aragorn.
"Ummm, I think it's your turn to look around. Maybe you will have better luck then me" said Faramir
So Aragorn went for a stroll in the forest to find something food to eat. Will after a mile into the forest Aragorn finally find a deer. So Aragorn reaches of an arrow to shoot the deer but some idiot stick scared the hell out of the deer. It took off as fast as its leg could carry it. Aragorn was like what? Why? Did that thing have to scare the deer. Now I'm going to have to keep on looking.
"RAWER! Darn animal." say Aragorn.
So he carries on looking again. Aragorn was ready for what came next. To Aragorn surprise there was a huge cat of some kind. He thinks it might be a saber-toothed tiger. But he's not really 100 percent sure. Aragorn wasn't ready for what happen next. The tiger thing pounce on poor Aragorn. Aragorn screams as little ass off in fear.
Faramir shot up and was like what is going on. Then Faramir stood there to listen a bit. Then Fairymir was ooooh noooo. Aragorn's need some help. So then Faramir wake up Ewyon and Arwan. So that he did have to wait for them to wake. If he did wait Aragorn would surely be dead. Then Ewyon and Arwan started panicky. Faramir like calm down please.
"You are not making any easier freaking out for it to be any help to Aragorn." say Faramir
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So Aragorn wrestling with a huge ass tiger thing. He's still not sure what it is yet. Aragorn is having problem getting his sword out. But still screaming at the top of his lungs. Aragorn's like Get off you over size fish.
"Did I say fish?" say Aragorn.
" I meant cat thing." say Aragorn to himself.
Now Aragorn and the Tiger thing are rolling around. They rolled down a huge hill in the giant ass river. Let just say the Tiger flip out on the water. Aragorn was like sweet.
"The cat is afraid of water." say Aragorn to himself
Well that was easy" said Aragorn to himself
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Faramir, Ewoyn and Arwan come fling in the forest. But they couldn't see where Aragorn was.
Arwan was like "WHERE MY HUSBAND."
"Don't ask me. Like really" said Faramir.
So they went to hunt for Aragorn. They found him two mile away from where they entered into the forest. They saw him climbing out of a river.
Arwan go "Oh my god are you okay Aragorn."
"I'm fine." said Aragorn.
"Just a bit on the wet side" said Aragorn sarcastically to Awran.
"Okay" she said to Aragorn.
"Well" said Faramir.
"I don't know what happen to you, but have you at least seen any food at all" said Fairymir.
"Yeah but the dumb cat thing or is it tiger scared it all off "said Aragorn in a sad voice.
"Really?" said Faramir.
"I'm dying of hunger" said Faramir.
"Well Faramir Cup cake, so is everyone else" said Ewyon.
"Like really? Why the pet names Ewyon" said Faramir.
"I don't know. MAYBE BECAUSE I LIKE TO CALL YOU THOSE NAME MUFFIN" said Ewyon.
"Ahahaha" Aragorn was laughing at Faramir.
"Faramir you have pretty nicknames" said Aragorn.
"Oh" said Faramir in an angry voice.
"I think I'm going back to the camp fire" said Faramir as stomp away.
Arwan was like "now you gone and done it Aragorn my sweet heart" With amused voice.
"So who hunting for food" said Ewyon in a hinting to Aragorn.
"I am. Since Faramir took off" said Aragorn.
Arwen was like "you drove him away on your own hun."
"So you get to do it on you own honey bun" said Arwen.
"Must you call me that Arwen" said Aragorn.
"Yes" said Arwen.
"Fine then" said Aragorn.
So off went Aragorn again looking for food that is ate able.
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Back the camp fire was Faramir mumbling over his breath about Aragorn and his beautiful wife. Faramir did not like the pet name. The name annoys him and makes him sound like a little child. Thinking to himself. Arwan and Ewyon finally showed back up at the camp fire. Ewyon was like what are you whining about.
"Nothing" said Faramir.
"Okay but some how I don't believe you" said Ewyon.
Now Faramir was getting pretty bored and hungry sitting alone by fire.
"Well Ewyon and Arwen. i'm gonna go back into the forset and finish looking for something to eat mmmmmmmmkay" said Faramir.
"Don't get to lost now" said Ewyon
"Oh trust me. I won't" said Faramir
So he headed back into the forest to find something to eat. He starts to feel like his hadn't eaten in months. Just as he walks in the forest he sees a yummy looking deer. A good size deer to kill. So he pulls out his bow and arrow. Gets ready to shoot it. Then he lets the arrow go. It flings through the air. Hits the deer and the deer falls to the ground die.
"It about damn time" said Faramir.
So Faramir heads back to the camp fire with his prize. He's feeling pretty proud of his good work and hunting skills. While sitting the fire preparing the food he yells for Aragorn. But Aragorn didn't hear Faramir called. So faramir whatever then. So Faramir was done cooking the meat. So Arwan, Ewyon and Faramir start eating without Aragorn. They were too hungry to wait for Aragorn to get back. They finish eating there food. That Faramir work his ass for it.
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Aragorn never did find a thing after the Saber-tooth Tiger scared of the deer on him. So he went back to the camp fire. To find his wife and his friends. Eat some yummy animal of some sort.
Aragorn was like "WHAT? WHY DIDN'T YOU COME AND FIND ME. WHEN YOU FOUND SOME FOOD."
"Because I was too hungry to look for you" said Faramir.
"Whatever then" said Aragorn pretty mad at Faramir.
But he gets over it pretty fast. Aragorn begins to stuff his face. When Aragorn was done eating he wants to get a move on.
So Aragorn said "To the guy its time to pack your pack your stuff and get a move on."
Their all like okay then. So now there on their way home.
It was a long ride home. The horses are getting pretty annoyed with there rider. Bucky was now tired of the person sitting on him. He rears up and knocks Ewyon to the ground.
Ewyon was like "stupid ass horse."
Who said horses had to like there riders. So bucky took off on Ewyon.
"Faramir can go and catch that stupid horse. I gonna kill it" said Ewyon.
"Please don't" said Faramir
"I will rid him so it won't happen again" said Faramir.
"Fine" said Ewyon.
So Faramir went off looking for the horse but couldn't find him at all.
"Ewyon he gone I don't know where he went" said Faramir.
"Just jump on my horse and we can go home like this then" said Faramir.
"RAWER" said Ewyon yelled in a frustired. Aragorn jump a little in amusement with the horse rearing up on Ewyon.
They rode on the for a days and nights.