"Speed Dating"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Monster High, including the show and its characters, which is owned by Mattel and the author of the Monster High books, Lisi Harrison. Anyway, here's a collection of drabbles I made for myself, based on a part from the episode 'Fright Dance' where Abbey tries speed dating. Anyway, I thought to myself: What would happen if our favorite Monster High characters were single and had to endure speed dating themselves? Anyway, I hope you like!

Chapter 1: Draculaura and Hoodude

Hoodude was the first Monster High student to enter through the classroom. From there, he saw the latest client Draculaura sitting on a table with a timer attached to it. He started to have second thoughts before he could move in for the kill.

"Oh man, I hope I don't embarrass myself..." Hoodude thought.

With a brave face, he sat on the table facing the cute vampire chick head-on.

"So, you must be Draculaura," He smiled, "Nice to meet you, name's Hoodude!"

"It's very nice to meet you too!" She nodded, shaking his ragdoll hand.

However, Draculaura noticed his grip being a little sweaty and slippery.

"You really got such a sweaty grip." She nervously chuckled.

"Sorry, I get nervous whenever I get near a girl and all," Hoodude chuckled, "So tell me all about yourself."

"Okay," She smiled, "Well, all you need to know about me, is that I'm a vegan. That means I don't eat meat. Even if I do happen to see any type of meat, then I faint. That's pretty bad for me since I can usually be a narcoleptic around meat by-products. I'm basically a herbivore through and through. I also like music, mainly Justin Biter because Frankie helped me get hooked to him-"

While she was talking, Hoodude thought to himself.

"This possibly can't take forever..."

Two minutes later...

Draculaura still kept on talking, which forced Hoodude's button eyes to grow a bit weary.

"...I cannot be anywhere near garlic, because it tends to give me gas." Draculaura pointed out, "And sometimes gas is so unattractive because as soon as you feel it grumbling around your stomach, you feel the tenacity to fart. And that's such a turn-off. Sometimes I tend to cringe when I'm near something pointy as a stake or a crucifix. I oughtta know since my father gets so turned off by these things. I sorta think that it gives him gas instead. Totally runs in our family."

Hoodude had no choice but to groan stressfully. Apparently this couldn't take forever.

"When am I ever gonna get a chance to talk?" Hoodude thought.

Two more minutes later...

Draculaura still wouldn't shut the hell up. All of her yammering was causing Hoodude to get a major headache, even though his skull and brains were made of cotton and yarn.

"...Sometimes, I can be a clutz when I don't look my way." Draculaura chuckled, "Just like the one time when I accidentally stepped on dog crap. The rest I probably won't talk about since it's pretty much traumatic and gut-cringing at the same time. So enough about me, what do you do for a living?"

Hoodude finally woke himself up. He finally got a chance to talk to her.

"Well, as you know, I-"

But he was cut off by the sound of the timer.

"Oh, sorry, time's up!" shouted Draculaura.

"What? Already?!" Hoodude reacted strongly, "But I haven't-"

"Sorry if we had to cut this short, but you're definitely a great guy!" Draculaura spoke cheerfully, which followed by another handshake.

"Thanks, although your yammering almost gave me a migraine..." Hoodude nodded.

"You're welcome! Totes!" She waved goodbye.

"Yeah, what you said as well." He waved goodbye as well.

As soon as he was outside, her friend Frankie Stein approached her.

"So, Mr. Hoodude, what do you think about Draculaura?"

Hearing this from Frankie, Hoodude had words of his own, "Oh, it was easy, I-"

But then he was cut off when he grabbed a water bucket, and puked his guts out. Frankie looked a bit disgusted when she saw that, to be exact. Apparently, Hoodude's first try wasn't as expected as he thought.

Well, that's Draculaura and Hoodude for you!

Anyway, which two random people will I choose next? You'll have to find out next chapter. Until then, feedback is appreciated! ^_^