(((AN: Dajia Hao! YoKaiShoubiao here! And I'm expanding into earthbound fanfiction! Qing Xiǎngyòng!)))

Ness awoke with a groan. He was in a grey cell with a window and no door.

Where was he? The last thing he remembered was walking in the park with Paula...Paula!

Was she okay? What if the pig people took her too?

Ness shook his head. She could handle herself. He looked out the window at the...at the...pink and purple city.

Well. Who built that anyway? Because they let a four-year old drop by the store to pick up paint.

The wall behind him opened up. Three of the pig people came in. Ness turned towards them with a smirk. "PSI Rockin'!"

The psionic red guitar with glowing yellow strings appeared in his left hand. A glowing blue pick appeared in his right.

What usually happened here was him strumming and unleashing multicolored hexagons that annihilate the enemy.

But what happened instead was a pig person jabbing a taser into his side and making him lose concentration.

Ness struggled and spat as they roughly manhandled him over to another room and strapped him into a chair. Taser Pig stayed by his side.

Ness heard clunking before looking up to see...No...it couldn't be...

"Hello Ness."

"Pokey."

"Please, Please, I go by Porky now."

"What do you want from me?"

Porky grinned. "Why, only to see my old friend. Is that so wrong?"

Ness grunted. "And?"

Porky scowled. "Geez. What's a king got to do to get some respect around here?"

Ness did a double-take. "Wait...King?"

"That's right. They call me King P, and the Nowhere Islands are my domain. That's where you are now, Ness. My own personal sandbox at the end of the world."

Ness sighed. "What do I have to do to get home, oh almighty king?"

"Sarcasm...Someone's not happy today. Well turn that frown upside down, as you just need to sit tight."

"Not like I can do much of anything else, what with the unbreakable Velcro and taser freak here."

That remark earned him another zap.

"See you soon, Ness! Not. Crank it!"

Taser Pig hit the button. Ness screamed. His veins glowed blue. His eyes shone yellow. When the process was done, Ness feel unconscious, still twitching.

Porky rubbed his hands together. "Who's the tough one now?"

The chair reclined into a bed as a respirator was lowered onto Ness. It slid back into a room labeled, "Cryogenic Chamber."

Porky looked at the previously empty jar, now filled with a glowing blue substance. He giggled.

"Tell Andonuts that Project Starstorm is a success. Tell the Commander to start hunting Psychics. And tell Little Miss Marshmallow to bring me some ice cream!"

He looked at a screen in his mech. PSI, that elusive power that just appeared in certain children around the age of Twelve. It would be his. All his.

(((AN: That's chapter! I'll try and update often. What will become of poor Ness? What is Project Starstorm? Find out... Most likely later than the next chapter. Heh-heh...Sorry. Zai Jiaaaaan!)))