Walk in Your Claws
Summary: Somewhat of a parody of those Freaky Friday movies. When trying to silence an argument between Discord and Spike, Twilight accidentally switches their bodies! So now Spike is the Draconequus while Discord's the baby dragon! Until they can switch back, can Spike hope to control his new chaotic powers? And can Discord hope to avoid a certain dragon gang coming after his tail? All characters belong to their proper owners.
Ch.1: One Slight Slip-Up
"Now look what you made me do!"
"Hey, I was just kidding around. You're the one who needs to switch to decaf." Twilight sighed as she rubbed her forehead. It's been a week since her ascension into an Alicorn Princess, and she's studying a few books to learn what spells to watch out for. After all, Alicorn magic is far more powerful than Unicorn magic, and it can be very dangerous if not handled carefully.
Too bad Spike and Discord's arguing after the Draconequus startled the dragon isn't helping. Especially when the young assistant was carrying some books he just alphabetized at the time.
"Discord, I just got them in the right order!" Spike snapped as he picked up the books scattered all over the floor. "And I don't even drink coffee!"
"Well, it's not my fault you can't lighten up," Discord replied, agitated by the dragon's attitude.
"Guys…"Twilight began, wanting them to stop and calm down.
"Hey, Twilight's a Princess now, so I have to take my job as her assistant more seriously…unlike a certain 'Master of Chaos' I know!"
"Hey, I'll have you know that Draconequus magic is just as powerful and dangerous as Alicorn, magic, so I take mine just as serious as Twilight or Celestia!"
"Guys…" Twilight's really starting to get annoyed.
"Puh-lease! You can't even tell a reference guide from a novel!"
"Oh, you think you're so perfect? Let me see you summon a cotton-candy cloud raining chocolate milk with only a snap of your fingers on your first try!" Now Twilight's really annoyed.
"Both of you STOP IT!" She then fired a spell at them. As she did, Spike and Discord yelled at each other simultaneously.
"YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ME!" Then the light struck them with a flash of light, throwing the two of them into the bookshelves with a loud CRASH! Twilight opened her eyes with shock, turning off the flash to see Spike and Discord sprawled on the floor and covered with books that fell on them when they crashed into the shelves..
"Oh, my gosh!" she cried, rushing up to Spike. "Guys, I'm so sorry; I didn't mean to…oh, are you okay?!"
"Yeah, I'm fine," Spike groaned, "but take your spell level down a few notches next time, will ya, Twi?" Twilight blinked with surprise and confusion. Spike sounds and acts like…Discord?
"Spike," she then asked, "why are you sounding like Discord?"
"What are ya talking about?" Discord asked, getting up. "I didn't say anything." Only Discord sounds and acts like…Spike?" Before Twilight could ask what's going on, the two males turned to each other.
"What am I doing over there?" they asked simultaneously. That's when Twilight figured it out.
"Uh, guys," she said with a gulp before bringing each of them a mirror. "I…think I might've switched your bodies."
"Huh?" they replied before taking the mirrors and looking into them.
And cue the screams, Twilight thought, covering her ears with her hooves. In three…two…one…
"AAAUUUGGGHHH!"
