"It`s wrong Peter!" Chapter 1

"So how did you day go Peter?" Louis said as the two walked in the kitchen. "Just fine, until I ran into that chicken! Jerk…" Peter replied banging the table. "Well I`m glad you had a great day." Louis said smiling.

"How was your day Meg and Chris?" Louis said looking across the dinner table.

"I got humiliated at school today mom! Some boy pulled my top in gym! It was so humiliating!" Meg said weeping. "Oh I`m sorry honey, did you report it to the principal?" Louis said.

"No, not yet but I should have." Meg said drying her tears. "Well I can`t help you, you`ll just have to report it to him sweety." Louis replied. "Ok mom." Meg said still drying her tears. "Well, how was your day Chris?" Louis said still frowning.

"Great mom! I got an A on my Math test!" Chris said. "Well that's great Chris! Glad to hear your improving your grades!" Lois said smiling. After the short conversation, the table was silent, the family continued to eat dinner.

After dinner was over, the family joined in the living room for some TV. "We interrupt what ever your watching for breaking news." The news reporter said. "Beer is becoming deadly all across the country this year. With it`s high popularity growing in numbers, it still makes people quote "someone else." I`m news reporter Katie Johnson, signing out."

"I can`t believe this! What, beer is deadly now? Why didn`t they tell us this before?" Peter said. "Well maybe their right Peter, beer has been changing people." Louis said frowning. "Nah, those news reporters are crazy! Just look at this." Peter said as he drank a beer.

He then began wobbling around saying silly things to Louis. He fell on the floor next to Louis. "See, that`s what beer can do to you kids, I haven`t realized this… we need help!" Lois said with a worried look on her face.

"No we don`t, we are gonna' do just fine Louis, you hear me!?" Peter said raising his head before putting it back down. "Mom, is dad gonna' get help?" Chris said looking scared. "I`m afraid so Chris." Louis said frowning.

"Starting tomorrow morning, we are going to call to get help!" Louis said angrily. "Dear god, this is worse than the time I went to that little girl`s party, nothing but bloody Justin Bieber!" Stewie said shivering. "Watch your mouth young man! I`m sick of your dirty puns!" Louis scolded. "You won`t be saying that in hell!" Stewie said quietly.

The next morning, Louis called AA (Alcholics Anonymous) and signed Peter into the program. "Well mom, what did they say?" Meg asked nervously. "They said they would love for Peter to join." Louis said smiling. "That's awesome to hear mom!" Meg said cheerfully.

"Hey hey hey!" Peter said in his drunk voice. "Oh no it`s Peter." Louis whispered to the kids. "Just act natural…" "Good morning dad." Chris said with a nervous look on his face. "How are you this morning?" "Doing just fine, just great." Peter said with a belch. "That`s good, that's good." Chris said looking at the floor.

The family silently walked to the kitchen for breakfast. "Wow Peter! Did you make these!?" Louis said as she entered the kitchen with the kids. "Ya, I thought I`d make you stupid retards some food." Peter said as he barely missed his chair. Even though Peter was cussing, the family knew not to make Peter angry when he was drunk like this.

They all just sat there and ate their pancakes. "Peter, living room, now!" Louis said breaking the silence. Peter followed her into the living room. "Get in the car Peter." Louis said pointing to the door. "Ok." Peter said following Louis to the car.

Chapter 2 Coming Soon!