What's sup, yo!!! I do not own Naruto. If I did, this would be better written. Oh, the ninja informant is mine, although it's quiet pathetic that I claim him.
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When Ninjas Have No Paper
Team 7 was on a mission one random day, which involved getting info from an informant. This is when the problem occurred.
"Give me a sheet of paper and I'll draw you a map to the location." says the informant. Everybody looks for paper and upon no success Sasuke turns back and says, "Uh... no paper." Of course the informant looks at them like they're idiots and asks, "Really?" "Shut up! What do you want us to do, pull it out of our butts?!!" Naruto yells shaking his fist. This gives Sasuke a brilliant Idea, in a somewhat weird way. "Wait! I have and idea." (I feel like I just said that.) He turns to Sakura, "Sakura can you do me a favor?" Of course she willing accepts.
5 minutes later
"Done!" states the informant. To keep Sakura at ease Sasuke tells her, "Sakura I wrote my number on your forehead." "Really?!" Sakura squeals and attempts to stare at her forehead "Do you have another forehead? He might be in another location." The informant asks with a shake of his head. And Naruto has an idea to solve this problem.
5 minutes later
"Are you sure this stuff isn't permant?" Sasuke asks nervously. "Uh sure." answers the rather amused informant. "Now, Sasuke walk very slowly." Naruto says directing Sasuke out of the old hut. "Oh, come on! It's going to smudge. And Sakura stop staring at my butt." Sasuke whines loudly. "I'm only staring at the map."Sakura says defensibly putting up her hands.
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Author Note: Please review and tell me what you think. And if it could be better, let me know. I appreciate creative criticism. No flames please.