Rumano Mpreg 9 month drabbles.

GA999: Hey ladies and gentlemen! This is my first Hetalia fanfic ever! That's right, I'm so happy to do this =v=!

BTW, I ship Russia x Romano, AKA RuMano, because I think they're a cute couple, are they not? Also, this takes place a year after they're married and guess who's preggers?

Well, rated M for several reasons: strong language mainly from Lovino Vargas (Romano), M-Preg, Sexual Content, and yes Yaoi!

Chpt 1: Oh Merda Sono Incinta!

"Aw...F*cking hell...why do I feel like shit?" Lovino Vargas says to himself. He was wandering around in the halls of the Venice apartment. He then tries to recall what he has done with his husband Ivan Braginski. And it all started with some controversial topic...

Flashback...

Lovino and his husband Ivan were in bed together, when the Russian suddenly asks a question.

"Hey Lovi...I have a question to ask you."

"Sigh..sure, go on."

"Is it possible, for a man to carry a child...or in other words, be pregnant?"

Lovino cringed from that statement. "And why the f*ck did you have to ask that question?"

"I...was just being curious." Ivan states.

"I think...it's rarely possible for that to happen. Come to think of it, I'm kinda skeptical about starting a family together" Lovino replies. He then recalled when his brother, Veneziano had a child with Ludwig, also known as Germany. He was still pissed for the fact that his brother would marry that damned potato bastard Suddenly, Lovino blushed a crimson color followed by a "Chigii" when Ivan was on top of him.

"There's only one way to find out, we'll try for a baby," Russia whispers seductively while caressing his Italian wife's cheek.

"Oh...Ivan." Romano murmurs. Next thing that happened was that the couple kissed passionately. Eventually the 2 then had sex, still not knowing if it was possible for one of them to be pregnant.

End of Flashback...

Romano was on his way to the bathroom due to his morning illness. He then heard a Russian voice

"Lovino..are you okay?"

"Yes...I'm just a little sick is all. Now go to the store and buy me some more tomatoes, dammit." Romano replies. Yes, he is craving tomatoes and it has been about a month since he has done so.

"You don't look fine to me. Here, I'll take you to the doctor." Ivan states, offering to help his wife. Lovino hissed.

"Are you f*cking crazy as hell?! Let me handle this myself." Romano snaps as he grabs a pregnancy test from a box. He then recalls the question: can men actually be pregnant and bear children? Of course, he "did it" with his husband since Russia was known to be the curious one, or so he thought.

"Now that you have a pregnancy test with you, I want you to take it." Ivan insisted.

"The hell? But...but?" Lovino said, stuttering.

"I said take it now! Maybe that could be our answer!" Yells Ivan to his wife. The Italian brunette, much to his dismay, nodded his head before going to the bathroom. He, for some reason, had a regretful feeling from that one night last month...

"Oh My GOD! Go faster, idiota! Chigii!" Romano screamed while Russia entered him, thrusting. His wife had his legs wrapped around the Russian's back, crying in pure pleasure.

"Oh Roma...you're so cute when you're blushing!"

"GOD YES! Ti Amo! CHIGII!"

"YA tozhe tebya lyublyu !" (I love you too)

Yup, Lovino still remembered that one time. Trying to shake off that feeling, he starts to use that pregnancy test. A few moments later, he checks the test which has a plus sign, indicating that he is INDEED pregnant.

"CCCCHHHIIIIGGGGIIII!" Lovino screamed at the top of his lungs. Ivan, his husband immediately walks over to the bathroom. the Russian asks," Lovino...what's wrong?"

Tears streamed down the Italian's face as he showed Ivan the pregnancy test, having the Russian man to gasp slightly.

"This is...f*cking insane. How could this happen to me?" Lovino sobbed. Ivan had his purple eyes on his wife, trying to comfort him.

"It's going to be okay, Romano. I'm not going to leave you behind and I'll be by your side throughout this whole pregnancy."

"Really?" Lovino sniffed.

"Yes. Also, I think having a child of ours can be a beautiful thing, don't you think?" Ivan replied, trying to stay optimistic.

"I think you're right...hell I love you." Lovino says.

"I love you too," Ivan responds back, before the couple kissed for a few minutes. Maybe this pregnancy won't be as bad as it seems, or so they thought..

To Be Continued...

Yup, that's my first Hetalia fanfic, and on the wrong foot since it's a yaoi, lol. BTW, the chapter title translates to: Oh Shit I'm Pregnant, obviously in Italian.

So what you think? Do Russia x Romano make a cute couple, cuz I ship them? Well, please review!