Ogre Family Feud
Chapter 1 Visiting a Son
By: Major144
Disclaimer I do not own Shrek. This is just a story for fun.
Deep in the lands of Fairy Tales there was a huge dark swamp. It was called Swampvil. It was ruled by a mighty ogre named Krog and his wife Vile. They were king and queen of Swampvil. They had a massive army that helped them pillage and plunder nearby villages. They were the most feared and hated ogres throughout the lands. Krog and Viler bore three children. The first Grumdar. He was massive beast of an ogre know for his brute strength and love for torture. The second was Maggot. He was a tall skinny ogre with a twisted clever mind and for his love of dissection. The third was Shrek. He was tiny compared to his brothers growing up. Unlike the rest of his family Shrek took no pleasure in attacking villagers. He enjoyed scaring them away, but he did not enjoy or take part in hurting them. Krog became angry at his youngest son. He declared his useless. The only thing his son would be good for was food. Krog planed to take Shrek out into the swamp and kill him and eat him. But Shrek caught on to what was happening and managed to escape. Krog returned to the rest of his family and told them Shrek escaped. The rest of the family didn't really care and they went along their business.
Years latter things haven't changed much the ogres went about pillaging and terrorizing the lands. But one day a fast ogre know as Snakefoot came to see the royal ogre family. He traveled to their fort. The fort was a massive building made out of trees and rocks. It was called Fort Swampthorn. He entered the fort and went to the throne room. There he found the royal family. Krog was a massive ogre with a coal color beard. He had on black boots, brown pants, a dented metal breast plate, a cape made out of animal skins, and a crown made out of wood and antlers. Vile was a big Orgness wearing a swamp green dress, and a small sodden crown. Around her neck was a large green snake named Venom. Grumdar had a dirty looking beard. He was wearing brown vest with a bunch of nasty looking knives tucked in it. He had no sleeves. On his arms were a mess of scars and tattoos of skulls. Maggot had pale white hair. He wore a bright red outfit with tiny bone knifes tucked in it. Some people said that Maggot used to own white clothes, but then he got into dissecting things and all his clothes turned red.
"What new do you bring me?" Demanded Krog.
"Sir it your son Shrek!" Replied Snakefoot as he handed Krog a scroll.
Krog read the scroll. As he read he grew incredible angry!
"This can't be right!" He shouted.
"What is it dear?" Asked Vile.
"It says here that our son Shrek rescued a princes and married her! Then he uncovered some kind of evil power plot in Far Far Away and saved the Kingdom! He is bringing shame to our name and blood! Ogres are supposed to kidnap princess and destroy kingdoms, not the exact opposite!" Bellowed Kroger as he ripped the scroll to pieces.
"What should we do?" Asked Grumdar.
"I'll tell you what were going to do! We're going to find that miserable excuses of an ogre and were going to punish him for soiling our races reputation!" Declared Krog.
"Pack you things boys were going on a road trip." Said Vile.
"Oh boy!" Shouted Grumdar.
"I can't wait to find some new creatures to dissect on our journey." Said Maggot as he rubbed his hands together with evil glee.
In a few hours most of the ogre army had loaded up into a bunch of wooden carriages pulled by wild boars. They set out travel to Far Far Away.
To be continued.