The Evil Cookies

Disclaimer: I don't own the Cookies they own themselves, they have minds of their own!

What are the Cookies?

The Cookies are evil, well, Cookies. They hide in walls and trees and listen to what every one is saying. After they pick up on good things they go back to the boss and report. The thing is a lot of people invented things that are now on the shelves at supermarkets such as Hygiene Rinse a detergent that was a saying a friend's sister came up with. My friend and I were joking about next they will have Pokemon marbles and about a week later they were on the shelves.

How am I safe from the Cookies?

Well your secrets are only safe when you come up with your own language that you communicate in. But beware the Cookies may be listening when you come up with it and know what you are saying. Truth is you are NEVER safe from the cookies.

Why are the Cookies doing this?

The Cookies have been sent out by Evil leaders such as Dr. Evil (Austin Powers) or your younger sibling to spy on people. Generally the Cookies are doing this for eating their families and friends.

What flavor are these Cookies?

Well most is Chocolate Chip of course but they are also in other flavors.

The End

A/N: I did not make this up even my friends know about the evil Cookies they watch us Day and Night. Beware you are never safe.