Author's note: I do not own Transformers. This takes place during "Fire in the Sky."
Time: 1980 A.D.
Location: Antarctica
The Decepticons were at the South Pole, excavating for more of the Earth's energy and to utilize it within Energon Cubes. With all of the absorption of the Earth's heat energy, a massive green crystal has formed, which caused an imbalance in the Earth's temperature. Rumble was busy drilling for more access to the gigantic green crystal when he found something frozen in the ice.
"Problems, Rumble? Or is the big bad ice too tough for you?" said Skywarp. Irritated at Skywarp's remark, Rumble gave the ice another tough shove with his pile drivers. The ice broke, which then caused an avalanche and buried the two Decepticons. Rumble poked his head out of the snow, and he found several bodies buried in the snow, as well as something in the ice wall. "What's that?" he said as he took a closer look at them. Skywarp also saw the bodies as well and said "Something frozen in the ice, and it looks as if they were frozen as well." "Why are you standing around like lumps at a smelter, when there's work to do?" said Starscream as he entered the ice cave. "We've found something" said Skywarp as he got to his pedes. "So you did" said Megatron as he entered the ice cave as well.
"Starscream, I want these robots brought in to the laboratory, and I want a better look at what's in the ice" said Megatron. "Yes, lord Megatron. I shall have it, leader" said Starscream. Megatron looked at the robots in the snow and said "These femmes would provide excellent sparklings for us once the war is over. That spacecraft there could be a useful weapon for us to use against the Autobots, if we figure out how to use it. Of course, I don't know what to do with the two birds that they have with them. Maybe as a gift for Soundwave to reprogram as new Cassetticons, or perhaps as a project for Shockwave to work on…yes, that shall do nicely." Some of the ice was thawed out on the other robot, and Megatron approached it and said, "With his size and probable strength, he will make an excellent Decepticon."
Much later, in the lab, the Decepticons were repairing the large robot that they've found in the ice. The other robots that they've found, they've left on berths. The Decepticons couldn't find any real reason to revive them until after the war, so they decided to leave them in stasis lock until they've won the war against the Autobots. "Whatever it is, being on ice kept it fresh," said Thundercracker as he did some repairs on the large robot. Starscream gave the order to use more electricity on the larger robot to activate its memory circuits, and Soundwave obeyed. "Starscream, why are you so concerned about this creature?" asked Megatron. "Because I knew him once" said Starscream "A long time ago on Cybertron." "You knew him?" asked Megatron. Starscream then explained to Megatron on how he lost Skyfire on Earth while exploring, and how he couldn't find him. "Ok, Starscream, you're in charge of him. But, since we have those femme-bots on the other berths, you're not getting one" said Megatron. "What? But why?" asked Starscream. "Because you're in charge of your old friend. Consider that as a relinquishment from getting your own femme" said Megatron. Ok, Megatron, but once I've defeated you and take over the Decepticons, I'm taking the femme that you claimed as your own thought Starscream as the other Decepticons continued to operate on Skyfire.
Much later, Buzzsaw was doing surveillance duty on the other bodies in the lab. His brother Lazerbeak was doing surveillance duty outside the caverns. The bodies didn't seem to be online, or have any indication of life. He could hear Megatron's shouting from deeper in the ice caverns, usually this meant Starscream or the other Decepticons. "Cheep?" he heard a voice say. Buzzsaw focused his optics on the robots below him, and he noticed the red and pink bird beginning to move its wings slightly. He flew down for a closer inspection, and the little bird began to flap its wings. "Designation?" asked Buzzsaw to the little bird. Well, the bird wasn't too small; it was only half the size of Buzzsaw. "Designation? What does that mean?" she asked. Buzzsaw made an internal grunt then said "What is your name?" "My name is Laserbeak" she chirped happily. "Impossible! My brother is Lazerbeak!" snarled Buzzsaw.
The one called 'Laserbeak' looked around and said "Why Mama and Dada sleeping? Why Buzzsaw sleeping? Where's Ravage? Why Pulse sleeping?" she chirped happily. "What do you mean that I'm asleep? I'm wide awake here!" shouted Buzzsaw. Laserbeak looked at Buzzsaw and said "You are not Buzzsaw. Buzzsaw is right there by Mama. You smell like old grease." "I do not smell like grease!" shouted Buzzsaw. Laserbeak looked sad and said "You mean! You shout at me" before she began crying.
Soundwave was busy collecting energon cubes when he heard Buzzsaw shout, "Soundwave, will you please get here? One of the prisoners has woken up, and she's driving me nuts!" Soundwave placed a servo to his audio and said "Buzzsaw, not so loud. Will be there momentarily" before he headed for the lab.
When Soundwave got to the lab, he saw Buzzsaw knocked out on the berth, and the little pink and red bird missing. "Buzzsaw, awaken. Query: What has happened to you?" said Soundwave. He checked Buzzsaw's vitals, and his yellow bird was ok, but something had knocked him out. Whatever it was, the culprit pointed to either the pink-and-red bird, or an Autobot.
Laserbeak was flying in the icy halls of the cavern in the Antarctic. That meanie of the other Buzzsaw shouted at her too much, so she flew up to one of the pipes on the ceiling. Buzzsaw fired some lasers at Laserbeak, but they hit the pipe that she was on instead, which caused the pipe to fall on him. That managed to knock out Buzzsaw, so Laserbeak decided to play her favorite game of hide-and-seek. A sudden rumble above her was causing the ice caves to collapse, so she flew faster. She had just managed to make it out of the ice caves before the whole area collapsed. "Mama? Dada? Buzzsaw? Pulse?" said Laserbeak.
The Autobots were busy mourning the loss of Skyfire when they heard a crying noise. "What is it?" asked Spike. "I don't know. It sounds like a sparkling" said Optimus. Spike looked up at Optimus and said "A sparkling? What is a sparkling?" "A sparkling is a baby transformer, Spike. We haven't had sparklings since the war began, so I find it surprising that a sparkling would even be exist, let alone one being on Earth" said Ratchet. "Regardless, we should still check it out. But, be careful everybody. It could be a Decepticon trick" said Optimus.
The Autobots headed for the crying, and they found a little pink-and-red robotic bird sparkling. "Is that Lazerbeak?" asked Spike. "It's weird, ya know. I always thought that Lazerbeak was a mech" said Jazz. "Still, this one looks more like a femme," said Ironhide. "A what?" asked Sparkplug. "A femme, or a female transformer" said Cliffjumper.
Laserbeak was crying that she had lost her entire family, when she heard the snow crunch. She sniveled a little bit, and looked up to find Optimus Prime looking down at her. He knelt down and asked "Hello, little sparkling. My name is Optimus Prime. What is your name?" "Opti-mus Pwime?" she said, before she cawed happily and flew up and clung to his faceplates. Optimus was shocked at the little femme, but she snuggled up against him, unafraid. "Where are your creator and sire, little one?" asked Optimus. Laserbeak pulled back and said "Mama and Papa were in caves. Caves fell in, and they sleeping."
The humans and other Autobots watched Optimus walk back to them with Laserbeak snuggling against his neck as she sat on his shoulder. "So, what's going on with the little bird-bot?" asked Cliffjumper. Optimus had a sad look in his optics as he looked from the group, to Laserbeak, to the group again and said "She told me that her parents were in the ice caverns when the collapsed. She's an orphan now." "That's terrible" said Spike. "Great, we now have a sparkling to take care of at the base. Just what I need; noise to go with this planet" said Gears.
Back at the Autobot base, Laserbeak was comfortably adapting to the Autobots. She was a very cheerful little bird. "So, Optimus, what are we going to call her?" asked Spike. "Well, she might be able to remember her name, but it's possible that she doesn't even have one" said Optimus. "So, she might not have a name?" said Spike as he looked at the flying bird as she circled above them. Optimus looked up at Laserbeak, and said "I hope that she doesn't encounter any of the Decepticons when flying. Lazerbeak could tear her in half without a problem." The moment Laserbeak heard her name, she landed down in front of Optimus and said "You called me?" Optimus and Spike looked at her in confusion, as Spike said "What do you mean that 'we called you?'" Laserbeak looked down at Spike and said "Opti-mus Pwime called me 'Laserbeak.' Laserbeak is what Mama and Papa called me." "So…you're a Decepticon?" said Spike nervously. Laserbeak cocked her head, then said "What is a 'Decepticon?' I don't know what one is?"
Optimus looked at Laserbeak and said "A Decepticon is a bad robot who likes to hurt others. Decepticons fought against us to control Cybertron, and now they have come to Earth. They have tried to destroy Earth several times, but we Autobots have stopped them. A Decepticon has this symbol" as he punched up the Decepticon symbol on one of Teletraan-1's screen. Laserbeak hopped up on Optimus' shoulder and looked at the screen before she chirped "Papa has that symbol!" Optimus looked at Laserbeak and asked "Is your sire by any chance Soundwave?" "Me don't know. Me know Papa by 'Papa'" said Laserbeak. Optimus then pulled up Soundwave's image on Teletraan-1 and said "Does he happen to look like this?" Laserbeak looked at the image, shook her head, and said "Papa does not look like that. Papa looks like gigantic flower." "Well, at least we know that she's not Soundwave's daughter. But, I'm worried for her and us if her father is a Decepticon" said Spike. "So am I, Spike, so am I" said Optimus.
A few weeks have gone by since Laserbeak thawed out from the artic ice, and she was adapting nicely to the Autobots. During the last few days there, however, there was some seismic activity that was spooking Laserbeak. "Cheep!" she squawked with fright at the next tremor. "If you ask me, Optimus Prime, the Decepticons are the ones behind these shake ups" said Ironhide "You know how that junk punk Rumble likes to make earthquakes." Spike walked near a wall and placed his ear to it and listened. "The tremors are most strongest here, Ironhide" said Spike. "Let me check it out Spike" said Ironhide as a little scanner popped out of his arm "If Decepticons are burrowing behind that rock, my sonar-dar sensors will sniff them out." An image appeared on Ironhide's chassis glass, and he said "No Decepti-creeps, but something weird is in there."
The Autobots were soon digging out what was behind that rocky wall, and they soon found several dinosaur skeletons. "What are they?" asked Sideswipe. Wheeljack walked up to a bone, picked it up, and said "Feels like stone, but they look like the bones of some giant creature." "They're the fossilized bones of dinosaurs" said Spike as he walked up to a skeleton of an Apatosaurus "Animals that ruled Earth millions of years ago." "Hmm…dinosaurs, eh?" said Jazz as he looked at another skeleton "They must have been ugly suckers." That one looks like Pulse thought Laserbeak as she flew inside one of the eye sockets of the extinct creatures and poked out her head.
"I'd sure like to know more about them" said Wheeljack. "As would I" said Optimus "Perhaps Spike would like to continue our dinosaur education."
"This is exciting, Spike. I've never been to a museum" said Hound as he walked in with both Spike and Laserbeak. She looked around, finding everything interesting to look at with her optics. They walked into the dinosaur exhibit, and Spike said "There, why not get some holograms of those babies; the Apatosaurus, then the Triceratops, and finally the Tyrannosaurus Rex." Hound approached the T-Rex and scanned it, saying "That one's a walking fang factory." Laserbeak thought That one big like Sire.
Much later, back at the Ark, Sam was helping the Autobots build Dinobots. Laserbeak watched the whole thing before she got bored and flew out of the base. She wanted to explore outside a little bit.
A little distance from the Ark, Laserbeak flew down and though Maybe more dinosaurs under dirt before she began scratching the ground. She had managed to dig a deep hole when she heard the Autobots calling out "Laserbeak, where are you? Laserbeak?" She flew out of the hole, and flew towards Sideswipe. "There you are. Where have you been?" he asked. "I was looking for dinosaurs" said Laserbeak. Sideswipe chuckled, then said "Well, Optimus would prefer if you didn't because he didn't like the Dinobots too much. He ordered them to be never used again." Laserbeak looked down sad, then Sideswipe said "Don't worry, Laserbeak. If you want, we can go see some of Hound's scans on Teletraan-1 later of the dinosaurs from the museum." She chirped happily, then she saw both Spike and Hound leave the base. Laserbeak looked confused, then looked at Sideswipe and asked "Why are Spike and Hound leaving the base?" "Well, Spike and Hound are leaving the base to scout for Decepticon activity since the Dinobots have destroyed Teletraan-1, but both Ratchet and Wheeljack are making repairs as we speak." He then took Laserbeak inside the Ark to prevent her from getting into mischief or from getting lost.
It only took a little while for both Hound and Spike to pick up Decepticon activity, and Optimus had given the order for most of the Autobots to head for Niagara Falls (except for Bumblebee; he had to watch over Laserbeak and the Ark.) Later, Bumblebee left, leaving Laserbeak with both Wheeljack and Ratchet. She was watching Ratchet repair Teletraan-1 when she heard Bumblebee drive back. He stopped in front of the three of them and let Spike out. "Bumblebee, I can't interface with Optimus Prime" said Ratchet. Bumblebee transformed and said "He…may already be terminated." "Or, maybe he just can't respond" said Spike "We've just got to try to save him and our friends." "But, we don't have enough Autobots to fight all of those Decepti-rats" said Ratchet. "If Mama and Papa were here, they would be able to help Autobots" chirped Laserbeak. "But we do have something else" said Wheeljack as he hit Teletraan-1's computer counsel. "I've been working on a little research project" he said as he continued "I designed these new memory components to upgrade the Dinobots' brains. They'll make them smarter and easier to control, I hope."
"But Optimus Prime decreed that the Dinobots must never be activated again" protested Bumblebee. "Any better ideas?" suggested Wheeljack. "We find Mama and Papa, and they'll be able to stop Decepticons" chirped Laserbeak. Bumblebee and Wheeljack looked at each other with the same thought; Somebody really needs to tell Laserbeak that her parents are dead.
Later, inside the cavern, Wheeljack was implanting the new memory components in the Dinobots' brains, saying "We need to do this quickly before the Decepticons get wind of this." "How can Decepticons get 'wind of this?' Dinobots don't smell" chirped Laserbeak.
"Ok guys, cross your transistors, or something" said Spike as the Dinobots got online. "Dinobots, awaken" said Wheeljack "Go save Autobot friends. Save our leader, Optimus Prime. Do you understand?" "Aaaah…save friends? Huh?" said Slag. "Save leader?" said Grimlock. "Nnnnnh…maybe we should" said Sludge. "We do as told…for now" said Grimlock as the Dinobots blasted their way through the rock, then flew off to save the Autobots. Laserbeak widened her little optics as she though How can Dinobots fly without wings?
At Niagara Falls, Bumblebee, Spike, and Laserbeak all watched the Dinobots fight and defeat the Decepticons. After the battle, the four of them approached Optimus as Bumblebee said "Ok, Optimus Prime. I admit, we disobeyed your orders." "And whatever punishment that you have in mind, we deserve" said Wheeljack. Spike then said "But face it, Optimus Prime. If they obeyed your orders, you'll all be gonners by now." "Indeed" said Optimus "Sometimes, even the wisest of man and machines can be an error. I have no reprimand for Wheeljack or Bumblebee. But as for the Dinobots…they have proven their value. The Dinobots shall remain among us." Everybody then cheered as the Dinobots transformed and roared. Laserbeak watched them transformed and though Maybe Mama and Papa can give me Dinobot brothers and sisters.
Time passed, and the Decepticons were on some crazy idea that Megatron had for conquering the universe. "It's puzzling" said Optimus Prime "Why did the Decepticons take those steel beams? Any thoughts, Bumblebee?" "Just one, Prime" said Bumblebee "Spike, launch the satellite." Spike then said "One Sky Spy coming up" as he walked over to Teletraan-1 and launched the Autobots' little satellite to spy on the Decepticons. "If the Decepticons are cooking up something, we'll find out soon enough" said Spike.
The little satellite continued to fly, until it was over the Andes Mountains in Peru. It spotted the Decepticons with a weird weapon of some sorts, before Megatron blasted it out of the sky. Laserbeak squawked in fright from the blast, and she flew and hid beneath one of the computer consoles. "Aw, there goes the Sky Spy" said Spike. "Hm, if the Decepticons have a weapon that powerful, who knows what is its true limit?" said Optimus as he placed a servo beneath his chin. Thousands of miles away, two Autobots were drilling into the ice to search for a fallen friend. Little did they know, they would find something else beneath the ice.
"Keep pounding, Sideswipe" said Wheeljack as Sideswipe drilled through the ice "He'll turn up soon." "He'd better, its cold enough down here to freeze the air around a titanium moose-bot" said Sideswipe. Soon, the ice cracked and the frozen body of Skyfire popped out of a frozen sea. "Bingo" said Wheeljack. "Skyfire" said Sideswipe. Wheeljack then proceeded to melt the ice off of the frozen jet, and then he said "Skyfire, are you warm enough to transform?" "I…I hope so" said the jet, then began melting the ice around his thrusters. Soon, he transformed back into his robot form and said "Thanks, Wheeljack. I just about had it with the deep freeze treatment." "Head back to Autobot headquarters on the double. We've got to pick up Brawn and Windcharger, and then fly to the Andes Mountains" said Wheeljack. Skyfire then transformed and both Wheeljack and Sideswipe boarded him, and they took off.
While the three of them were departing from the Antarctic, a servo broke through the ice, and made a fist as the ice around it began to crack. Skyfire wasn't the only thing that was thawed out from the arctic ice prison. Laserbeak's family was beginning to activate and free themselves from the ice as well.
Skyfire managed to get back to the Autobot base and pick up all of the Autobots (except for the Dinobots) and took them to Peru. "Ok everyone, buckle up for safety. Next stop, Peru" said Skyfire as he took off for Peru. Laserbeak joined along as well (she was with Spike in Bumblebee. "Peru? What is Peru like?" asked Laserbeak to Spike. "Oh, you'll like Peru, Laserbeak" said Spike "It's a beautiful country with lots of mountains and a few pyramids there as well. Plus, there's plenty of sky for you to fly around."
After arriving at Peru and after everybody got out of Skyfire, he said "Prime, if my sensors are in sync, Megatron's heading for a mining town that's just right up the road" as Optimus was patting Skyfire's nose. "Good luck at the Incan temple" said Spike as he waived to Skyfire, as he said "Thanks, I'll take all that I can get" as he took off and flew for the temple. "Autobots, roll" said Optimus as the Autobots followed their leader for the mining town.
The Autobots got closer to a steel-processing plant when they heard a lot of humans scream and run out of the buildings. "I say that Decepticons are in the neighborhood" said Optimus as they passed the running humans. "I sure hope so; me and Windcharger have got a score to settle" said Brawn. "Welcome to the club" said Optimus "Let's get them!"
Outside the safety of Bumblebee's vehicle mode, both Laserbeak and Spike saw lots of fighting between the Autobots and Decepticons. "Help!" screamed a Hispanic girl. "Roll for it, Bumblebee!" called out Spike as the Volkswagen drove faster to rescue her from harm. A steel tower blown up by the Decepticons fell on the same spot where the girl once stood, but Bumblebee drove away just in time. She looked at Spike and said "You have saved my life. I thank you." "Hang on kids, it's not over yet" said Bumblebee as the Decepticon Lazerbeak followed them. Laserbeak turned her head and asked "Why does that one kind of look like me?" "These evil creatures! They are the one who stole the crystal of power!" exclaimed the girl as Bumblebee drove as fast as he could to avoid getting blasted by Decepticon Lazerbeak's lasers.
Bumblebee drove as the Cassetticon followed him, until he drove behind Prowl as he said "Watch the birdie, Lazerbeak" before he blasted Decepticon Lazerbeak out of the sky. Laserbeak looked a little bit frightened as she watched her counterpart fall from the sky as Sam asked the girl "What is the Crystal of Power?" "I will take you to it. By the way, my name's Luisa" she said.
After Bumblebee drove down the road, Lusia told Bumblebee to stop. She got out and showed both Spike and Laserbeak a hole in a stone wall, saying "This secret passageway leads all the way to the Incan temple." They all got in Bumblebee again, and he drove into the hole. Soon, Soundwave arrived at the scene and ejected Ravage. "Ravage: eject. Operation: elimination" said Soundwave as Ravage ran into the hole and ran after Bumblebee and his passengers.
As Bumblebee continued to drive for miles, Spike asked "You sure this leads to the temple?" Lusia said "Yes, I have come this way before." As the four of them continued to go deeper in the temple, Ravage chased after them, hot on their trail.
After passing through a secret door, Spike got out and said "Bumblebee, look. It's Skyfire, and he's hurt." Laserbeak cawed sadly as she got out of the car with Lusia. Bumblebee saw the pillar of energy shooting up from the ground as he approached it with both Laserbeak and Lusia. "Unbelievable, Spike. There's more energy here than in ten Cybertronian Energon smelters" said Bumblebee. "The ancient ones knew many things" said Lusia. Laserbeak looked at her and asked "Do you suppose that they know how I can get my Mama and Papa back?" "Wish one of those ancient guys was here now. This circuitry is way beyond me" said Spike as he did repairs on Skyfire.
A sudden roar got their attention as Spike turned around and trembled. "Just what we need; a visiting Decepticon" said Spike nervously. Laserbeak turned her head around, then flew fast and clung to Ravage, saying "Ravage, oh Ravage! Big sister! I'd thought that I'd never see you again!" chirped Laserbeak happily. Ravage was at lost for words as the red-and-pink bird hugged him tightly, then he growled "I am not your sister!" Laserbeak withdrew herself from hugging Ravage, then said "Ravage, you a boy? I thought that you were a girl?" Ravage roared at Laserbeak "I don't know who you are, but you're nothing but a big meal to me!" "WAAAAHHHHH! Ravage is being mean and crazy to me!" cried Laserbeak. Lusia, Spike, and Bumblebee had to place their hands over their ears as Lusia shouted "I have never heard a bird scream that loud before!" "Well, Laserbeak is just a baby!" shouted back Spike.
"Keep working on Skyfire, Spike! I'll keep Ravage busy if Laserbeak doesn't blow out my audios first!" shouted Bumblebee as he grabbed Ravage by the throat and pulled him away from Laserbeak. This calmed down Laserbeak, then saw the cat fight Bumblebee. This made the femme-bird angry, so she flew and started pecking hard at the cat-bot. "Ow! Get this crazy bird away from me!" roared Ravage as he fought off both Laserbeak and Bumblebee at the same time.
Spike continued to make repairs to Skyfire, and said "I think that I just about got it." "I hope so, because we're getting it" said Bumblebee as Ravage clamped down on his arm, despite Laserbeak pecking at his head. Ravage knocked over Bumblebee with a paw, then tried to bite the bird, but she was too fast. "Skyfire, you're ok!" exclaimed Spike happily as the gigantic jet grabbed Ravage with one servo, saying "Never better!" He then tossed Ravage to the side, as the jaguar ran up the stairs of the temple.
"Come on, guys, there's a battle out there" said Bumblebee. "Then let's get involved" said Skyfire as he transformed then flew up the temple stairway. Laserbeak thought How can Skyfire fly up stairs? Stairway looks too small for such a big jet.
The two humans, Bumblebee, and Laserbeak got to the top of the stairs as they saw the Decepticons leaving. They also saw a large pillar of flame coming from the temple. "Oh no, now how are the Autobots going to stop the mountain from exploding?" said Lusia in a frightened voice. "I'll get on it" said Wheeljack as he began collecting leftover metal from the Decepticons' plans to build a lid.
Over an hour later, Lusia asked "Do you think that Wheeljack's invention might work? Without the crystal to regulate the energy, the whole mountain might explode." "With Wheeljack's inventions, you can never tell" said Spike in a doubtful voice. "Ok, Skyfire, let's cap this energy gusher" said Wheeljack as both he and Skyfire placed his invention on the pillar of flame. The invention worked, as Skyfire said "Wheeljack, you did it. If I could see you, I'd shake your hand."
"Hey guys, that's our cue!" said Windcharger as he (and all of the other Autobots in vehicle mode) turned on their headlights, illuminating the temple. "Thanks, Auto-buddies. You know, it sure is nice when one of my inventions actually works" said Wheeljack as he shook Skyfire's servo. "Yeah, well, it's not that we had any doubts, Wheeljack" said Spike. "It's that you don't suppose that we could…?" asked Lusia as Bumblebee said "Get a fast ride back to town?" before he transformed into his vehicle mode, and Spike, Lusia, and Laserbeak got inside the car. "We're on our way" said Bumblebee as he closed the door, and the Autobots drove back to town.
Meanwhile, thousands of miles away, Star Warrior Soundwave had managed to dig himself out of the ice, as well as Berserk, Pulse, and Buzzsaw. Soundwave seemed angry as he looked to the horizon and said "I'll find you, Laserbeak. I'll get those that took you away from us. I refuse to lose another sparkling in this world."
Author's note 2: To differentiate between Decepticon Laserbeak and Berserk's Laserbeak, I'm calling Decepticon Laserbeak as "Lazerbeak" because I think the G1 Laserbeak was spelled that way. An ongoing gag is that Laserbeak thinks G1 Ravage is her sister, so she constantly bothers him.