Master Chief (born 'Tim St. Pierre') was going to high school one day and his mom said in the back of the minivan 'don't worry honey they'll all love you and make you have a good time honey.'
Master Chiefs says 'jeez mom come on im blushing'
Master Chief Tim St. Pierre and his mother laughed really hard.
Hid mom slapped him cross his face and Master Chief say 'wtf was that for'
mom said 'your looking at girls outside the car you want to fuck them'
master Cheif is embaressing
Master chefi Tim St. Pierre arreved in high school an noticed that the senors... Uncharted Drake, Samsu Prime Hunter, and Jack Skelleton were aughing at him.
Master Chief started to cry.
Four days later Samsu Prime Hunter invitied Master Chief to the big dance. He did a barrel roll and RSVP'd immediately
At theparty Master Chief Tim St. Pierre saw iCarly over by the punch table. Master Chief had a crush on iCarly ever since they grew up together in an orphanage.
Master Chief walked over and said 'hi iCarly do you want to dance here at prom?'
iCarly says 'yes nigger' and then they kiss for 2 hours only then can they dance. and Dance is what they did haha!
After thant, Master Chief took iCarly outside and walked her home. He kissd her on the lips and said 'okay goodnight iCarly' and iCarly said 'time for dessert' and took him inside her house.
the next day, Master Chief dropped out of high school and got a GED in 5 minutes in space fighting. iCarly was sad. confrontation scene
iCarly said 'samsu prime hunter and uncharted darek and me all had such high hopes for you Master Chief Tim St. Pierre!'
Master Chief crying and said 'fuck you iCarly. support my dreams right now or I'll end you with my left fist'
iCarly got scared and ran away to tell the military to help her but Samsu Prime Hunter shot her ijn the head and she died
Master Chief went into military and everyone thought he was be failure. But then he went on and no one expectrd him to be savior of the fanbase.
Uncharted Drake and Jack Skelleton made yaoi porn together.
THE NED