EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION!
Battle #1:
Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony – Friendship is Magic)
VERSUS...
Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog Series)
BEGIN!
Twilight Sparkle: Hello everypony! The name is Twilight
And I'm not named after a novel that isn't bright
I may not be a wizard but I'm a master of magic
You're a hedgehog who just constantly complaining about a past that was tragic
You're an emo and your complaining always makes me barf
All about what happened on the space colony called ARK
I'm a unicorn! one glow from my horn and it's "see ya"
I'm 1000x more smarter than that Bimbo, Maria
Shadow: (pause) Your words can't harm me cause, I'm the Ultimate life form, Shadow
With my Chaos powers and Emeralds, I have won many and am gonna win this battle
Sonic and Co. and I can get through Equestria in Two hours
You ponies are so girly that one of their cutie mark is three flowers
Your Trollestia is a meme that I'll always place in last
If Pinkie throws another party, I'll give her a Chaos Blast
If you do magic, then be like Trixie and make some cash
Girl go back home and have sex with Rainbow Dash
Twilight Sparkle: We have said this over and over again
And this is the last time, We ponies are not lesbians
You always lose to Sonic and that's just how you roll
My Horn helps me teleport and you use your stupid Chaos Control
Shadow: After listening to you, you're an insult to my ears
I'll just give you and your friends a bunch of Chaos Spears
My Crew and I will always be legends, you're all just four-legged, symbol-on-hindquarter freaks
The only time we'll watch your show is when we're all fast asleep
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION!
A/N: This is my first Attempt. I'll probably imporve my lyrics in the upcoming battles. Til then, take care.
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