She came across a cactus.
A strange sight, it was.
She walked around
looked up and down
and started to hear a buzz.
The buzz grew louder
and louder still
and the girl stood still in fear.
The cactus grew legs;
Both arms and legs
and a face that held a tear.
"Don't eat me!"
the plant suddenly shrieked,
"I'm not that tasty, you see?
Over that tower, you'll spot a flower
with a taste much better than me!"
She looked east to the tower,
Not knowing what the strange plant meant.
What a strange plant, what an odd voice;
In his brain, he must have a dent.
As she turned 'round, to look at the mound,
the odd plant made his meal!
With a rip, and tear,
and blood to spare
In his stomach, he had her sealed!
"Oh, I am a lonely Cactuar!
And a Cactuar I'll always be!
So you should be much afeared
the next time you draw near
with your Final Fantasy party, you see?"
"Now I flee
To the woods
Off the screen
As I should!"
* Cactuar Flees *
* 0 EXP Gained *