Disclaimer: Let me say this clearly…I don't own it.
Nanakiyoda: Let's try this again.
Tealraptor: Again? Isn't this your first one?
Nanakiyoda: Yes but the frickin' stupid power went out while I was typing and…did you even read my profile?
Tealraptor: Uh…
Nanakiyoda: Why doesn't that surprise me?
BTW: Set in modern day Japan in the middle of the day
I was feeling sorry for myself. In an effort to cheer my best friend after her crush had called her a little kid, I took her to a coffee house and bought her about nine cups of coffee, I noticed she loaded them with sugar. After she came back out from the bathroom, I noticed her eyes were red and knew she had been crying. I have to cheer her up.
"Misao, hey, let's go to Kenshin's house. We're gonna play poker with him and Sanosuke." I suggested to her and lead her out to her car. As she got in the drivers seat I saw her smile a little. Good…I was starting to worry…
"Hey Kaoru, It's strip poker we'll be playing right?" She said and grinned at me. WHAT?!! That's not good! She never smiles when it comes to strip poker.
"NO! I'd never and Kenshin wouldn't either." I replied quickly as she started up her car. Misao started to pep up as she turned to me and smiled evilly. Not good at all…by why is she starting to act like this?
"Oh? Well I'm sure he wouldn't mind if it were just you two and no cards or people around." She laughed. I blushed deeply as she backed out of the parking place.
"Misao, I would never…I mean we like each other but…not like that." I said when we stopped at a red light. She didn't respond. She was grinning madly and was looking at the back road ahead of us. The light turned green and Misao slammed on the gas, propelling us from 0-60. I grabbed the JC bars quickly. (A/N: Heather and Ash know about this). What in the hell is Misao up to? Before I could ask her, we had jumped to 80 and were dodging cars. Misao cranked up the stereo. Brackish by Kitty started to play.
"Hang on Kaoru! Were going to be in for a rough ride!" Misao yelled over the music and my bottom lip started trembling as we sped down the road. That was until I saw a curve in the road come up. I started whimpering for Misao to slow but the music prevented her from hearing me. We came up on it.
"MISAO!!!!!!!" I managed to yell out as she tapped the brake causing us to drift around the curb at 90 mph. We made it but not before I made a face print on the window. She kept the pedal to the floor as we raced up the street, cleared of cars for my sake. SHIT! WHAT IN THE HELL IS SHE TRYING TO DO?!!
"This is fun!!!" She yelled and turned to look at her, then gulped. Her eyes were bulging out of her head and her grin ran for miles. She was a mad woman behind the wheel of a fast car and was trying to kill us both! Kami, if you can hear me, help. Too late as I stared to whimper at the sight of death down the road. The hill looked ahead of us and Misao wasn't stopping.
"MISAO!!!!!!!" I yelled out once again, grip tightening on the JC bar and bracing myself to be launched. Kami, If I make it out of this alive I'll go to church everyday and pray and…
"WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Misao shouted and we went airborne. I was screaming as my grip tightened even more on the JC bar. I'm gonna die!!!!!!!! Trees and road became one big blur. WHABAM! We hit the road finally after what seemed like an eternity but was probably seconds and screeched on, flying at 95 mph. I noticed my hands were free and looked down slowly as I whimpered knowing fully well that I was still holding onto the now broken JC bars. I look back up and dropped the JC bar immediately and gripped onto my seat seeing Kenshin's driveway move closer as we sped towards it with no slowing down. Not only I gonna die but Kenshin's house will be totaled and anyone in it massacred!!! Looking over to Misao I noticed she was grinning at me.
"MISAO!!!!!!!"I finally managed to choke out as she slammed on the brakes and turned the wheel laughing madly causing us to spin a 180. Before I could say anything else, she had the car in reverse at 45 mph. I'm gonna die backwards!!!! Fearing the end, I closed my eyes tightly and held a death grip on the seat. She slammed on the gas, stopping the car. I unsnapped my seat beat and bolted out of the car towards Kenshin's arms, burying my head into his chest, whimpering.
"ORO?! Miss Kaoru? Daijobu?" I heard him say. I removed my head and looked back at Misao who was still smiling insanely. I turned back to him.
"Sugar and cars and Misao don't mix…" Was all I could whimper out before I passed out.
OWARI!!!
Tealraptor: Are you okay? Why are you shaking in the corner?
Nanakiyoda: I actually experienced something like this…
Tealraptor: Really? Hm.
Nanakiyoda: WHAT?! NO COMFORT OR PITY!!!!
Tealraptor: Uh…Banzai chibbi chan churoo?
Nanakiyoda: Figures…what a simple-minded idiot.
BTW: JC bars are those bars that are above the doors of a car.
REVIEW OR DIE (Kinda like Read or Die isn't it?) JK!
BTW: Inspired to do this when watching FLCL and listening to Brackish by Kitty, Sugar by System of a Down and Bring on the Pain by Mindless Self Indulgence.