Another Way to Win
Summary: Neji verses Hinata in the Chunin exams. Different ways to win and lose. Crackfic.
Gthereader here, this is my fist story. And yes, I know it's probably crap. Feel free to take the idea and rewrite it. Was just a funny thought I had after an argument with my sister.
Yes you are! No I'm not!
Hinata stared at Neji as he ranted. "-Do you understand now? You have no way of beating me! It is my fate to de-"
"W-wait a minute Neji! If fate is unchangeable, then you're contradicting yourself, b-because if you really believed that you wouldn't try to beat me!" Hinata protested.
Neji slipped out of his stance, startled. "What are you talking about? It is my fate to-"
"Nii-san, you decided it was your fate to defeat me. Therefore, you are not only contradicting yourself, you're agreeing with me," Hinata grew more confident "and-"
"I am NOT agreeing with you!"
"Yes you are!"
"No I'm not!"
"Yes you are!"
"No I'm not!"
"Yes you are!"
"No I'm not!"
YES
NO
YES
NO
YES
"ARRGH! I give up, it's impos-" Neji blanched as what he had said registered.
"Hinata wins the match" said the procter. The genin on the balcony blinked in confusion as Neji dropped into a dead faint.
My first story.