The Siren Alchemist

by Composer of the Deathly Melody

When Reila falls into the world of FMA will Al and Ed befriend her? Will Ed fall in love with her? What happens when the homoculi taake an interest in her? Will mustang eat a taco? Will Hawkeye eat a sandwhich? WHY AM I ASKING ALL THESE QUESTIONS! EDXOC EDXOC EDXOC EDXOC EDXOC another better summary inside

1. Chapter 1

The Siren Alchemist

Reila is a huge Full Metal Alchemist fan and one day finds herself in amestris. What happens when she meets Ed and Al? (Not the brotherhood series.) Will Al find a companion in her? And will Ed find himself as her best friend or something more?

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN FMA! I DON'T OWN FMA I DON'T OWN FMA!

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Reila P.O.V.

I was walking home after a day at school and boy I couldn't wait to watch another episode of FMA! I had seen the first series about fifty times but I can't help it! It's a good anime! Anyways moving on, I was thinking about all of the pokemon and their moves, yes I am a pokemon fan even at 15. I smiled as I thought about how adorable Pikachu was! I mean seriously he has to be my second favorite pokemon! Arceus being my first, I mean seriously he is a major badass! I walked up my front steps and opened the front door and walked into my warm house. I closed and locked the door before running up the stairs and into my room. I closed my door and grabbed my Pikachu hat and putting it on while knotting my feathery white hair. I had half albinism so I only got white hair and pinkish skin; my hair texture was weird too. Instead of the normal hair texture, mine was like a feather and just as soft and it would stick up in little tufts some times. Luckily I didn't have a vision problem and I was glad I didn't! If I did then I couldn't watch FMA! I would die if I couldn't watch my favorite anime! I mostly like it cause it has a good plot, and some really cute characters, especially Edward! God I wish I could meet him, but sadly he's fictional. I sighed as I brushed my waist length white hair and I stared in the mirror with my sea foam green eyes and looked myself over. I was pretty short for fifteen but I was the best runner and gymnast at school and I had inhumane strength, kinda like Sakura from Naruto, it fared well for me though. I guess I was pretty, I had wide sea foam green eyes and my bangs framed my face perfectly, my figure was a curvy hourglass shape and I had long legs and slim arms. I smiled at myself before putting some perfume on. Yes it is weird but I like smelling nice! So deal with it! It was my favorite scent too; wild rose with a raspberry splash, my mother gave it to me for my fifteenth birthday last week so it was special to me. I put it in the pocket of my baggy camouflage pants and I briefly looked at my knee high black combat boots before tucking my pant legs in them. I grabbed my laptop from my desk and settled onto my bed before turning it on and returning to my latest episode. I was on the second episode and I watched Ed and Al show their mother their alchemy. My heart always broke at this episode and I always wished I could help them and it was no different this time I thought as tears slid down my cheeks during the scene where they tried human transmutation. When the episode finished I wiped my face and started the next one as I fixed my red hoodie that stopped at the bottom of my ribcage so it showed my flat stomach and my figure. About halfway through the episode I grabbed my purple bandana and tied it around my neck in the cowboy style. I always grabbed my bandana when I was upset or finished crying, it was like my safety blanket and had been ever since my dad gave it to me when I was seven. Suddenly my screen went black and I tried turning it off and on again but it didn't work and I was sure it still had a full battery. My screen suddenly started glowing and black arms reached out for me and I screamed before I realized what was happening. The gate opened and the arms pulled me in and I let out one last shriek before I was completely in. I opened my eyes and looked around but all I saw was white "Hello." A voice that sounded like a whole crowd of people was speaking at once said and I turned to see it. I blinked in surprise before I smiled "Glad to see me truth?" I asked and Truth shook its head "You should be scared of me you know." It said and I giggled "Dude! You're a total badass! I can't fear awesomeness!" I said and Truth sweat dropped before giving a small smirk "I assume you know why you are here?" It asked me and I smirked "To meet your older brother Lie? Or your younger brother Maybe." I said and I smirked when I saw Truth flinch "How do you know about them?!" it asked me and I shrugged "Logical reasoning. Humans are selfish creatures, so I assumed the first lie was told before the first truth, therefore leaving the first maybe to be last." I said and truth sighed "You are smart. I was thinking you would just be another stupid human." Truth said and I shrugged "I have my moments." I responded. Truth threw a strange blue and white stone at me and I caught it with a confused look "it's the purest form of the philosopher's stone. You can keep it as long as you don't tell anyone about my brothers." Truth said in a serious tone and I nodded. As soon as I nodded the stone glowed and it felt cold "Swallow it." Truth said and I hesitantly swallowed it. I felt a strange sensation in my vocal chords and soon my body started glowing a strange cyan blue. Truth smirked "now you can use your voice to attack" it said and I smirked. I have always wanted to do this. I turned around to face a large space of nothingness as I took a deep breath "FUS ROH DAH!" I shouted and a large and powerful shockwave was sent out and I laughed "I may have just doomed all humanity." Truth said as it sweat dropped. A large gate opened behind me and black arms grabbed me "well it was nice talking to you truth. I assume I will see you again?" I said and truth smirked "Maybe." It said and I smiled at it before waving and letting the arms drag me to the gate. My eyes widened as I absorbed all the information on alchemy and images whizzed past me as the arms dragged me down deeper and deeper into the void. I smiled as I felt a strange wave of relaxation swept over me and I slipped into unconsciousness. I awoke to feeling someone poke me and I groaned and rolled away "no Mr. Lollipop, I don't want to see the butterscotch king." I moaned and I heard someone chuckle before the poking started again and I growled "interrupt my sleeping and I'll interrupt the connection your soul has to your body." I growled out and the poking stopped. I sighed and tried to fall asleep again but I couldn't and I groaned before standing up and stretching "All right, so who do I have to kill?" I asked before I froze and saw who stood before me. Al looked at me "Gee, you're not much of a morning person are you?" he said nervously and I pretended to scan him over before I smiled "Nice spiritual attachment dude. Very well done if you ask me." I said and Al froze before he backed a step away from me "H-how did you know?" he asked and I smiled "oh, I guessed." I said while holding up a peace sign and Al sweat dropped as he realized he gave himself away. I heard footsteps coming close and I squealed inside, I was gonna meet Edward freakin Elric himself! I smiled knowingly and crossed my arms as Ed came into view "Oh, she's awake now?" he asked and I laughed "nice automail." I said and he froze "How did you know?" he asked and narrowed his eyes "That arm and that leg don't have natural movements." I said while pointing out his automail arm and leg "She knows about me to brother." Al said and Ed scowled at me "What?" I asked with a confused expression before Ed charged at me and aimed a punch for me head. I quickly cart wheeled away and dodged him "Woah! Chill down bro!" I said but Ed didn't listen and charged at me again but with his automail arm transmutated into a blade. I dodged again and thought about things I could do but my mind went blank as Ed swung his blade at me. Before I could think I yelled "HYPER BEAM!" and a white beam shot from my mouth and hit Ed in the stomach and knocked him back a few yards. Ed collapsed while holding his stomach and I stood there shocked. "I used….a pokemon move. A freakin pokemon move." I said in a whisper so only I could hear "w-what kind of alchemy was that?" I heard Ed say and Al rushed over and helped Ed up "who are you?" Al asked and I smiled "well that's an easy question! I'm Reila!" I said before I frowned "Guess you gotta take me to mustang huh?" I said and they both nodded with confused expressions. I sighed before I walked to Al and hopped onto one of his shoulders and sat there "Onward my noble steed!" I shouted while pointing towards the military HQ. The brothers sweat dropped before we began the walk to the building. It was a silent walk there and once we entered the room people gave me curious stares since I was sitting on Al's shoulder. I jumped down and went to Armstrong "Hi!" I said and he looked down at me "Hello?" he said confused and I quickly took off his coat and put it on even though it was too big for me and it practically swallowed me up. I walked to the door to Mustangs office and stared at it before round house kicking it open and tearing it off the hinges. Mustang didn't look up or flinch since he was used to this and I walked to his desk and slammed my hands down on it. Mustang looked up at me and I grabbed him by the collar of his uniform and I glared at him "Listen here maggot! You think you can just waltz onto the battlefield and live? Huh? DO YOU?!" I screamed and mustang quickly shook his head "It's hell out there boy! And if you don't listen and obey my orders you will die. Do you read me?" I said and mustang got a determined look on his face "sir yes sir." He said and I glared at him "I said DO YOU READ ME?!" I yelled and mustang stood up and saluted me "SIR YES SIR!" he screamed and I marched out of the office with him marching behind me "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD!" I yelled and mustang repeated me "BUT I DON'T CARE ANYWAYS!" I yelled and he repeated me again "SOUND OFF!" "1,2!" "SOUND OFF" "3 4!" "SOUND OFF!" " 1!" we sang with mustang saying the numbers. Everyone sweat dropped and mustang stopped "you clever, clever little girl." He said before storming back into his office and I broke out laughing. Hawkeye stood up and clapped "That was pretty clever. You have just earned my respect." She said and I smiled "You just gotta act like a strict general and yell a lot." I said and she smiled at me "You can call me Riza." She said and everyone fell "How is it even possible to get Hawkeye to like anyone?!" Havoc said and Armstrong gulped "I will never understand woman." He said and in a flash I was behind him with my finger to his throat "Say that again?" I asked and I heard Hawkeye click her gun and I saw her aim it at him. Ed turned pale and started shaking "Great, there's two of them." He said and I smiled before giving Armstrong his coat back. Al sighed before he dragged me to mustangs office with Ed following us. Mustang looked up and glared at me before turning to Ed "So what do you need this time?" he asked and Ed fumed "We found this girl passed out in an alley and she knows about Al's…..predicament and my condition." He said while glancing at me "She also has some strange alchemy too. She didn't even use a transmutation circle or clap her hands." He said and Mustang looked at me "Whats your name?" he asked and I glared at him "you will not question your own commanding officer soldier!" I said and mustang flinched "But sir-" he began but I cut him off "You will not question me again soldier! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!" I yelled and mustang saluted me again "CRYSTAL CLEAR SIR!" he said and I nodded "DISMISSED!" I yelled and Mustang marched out of the room. Al chuckled and a minute later Mustang ran back in the room and glared at me "You she devil!" he said and I laughed "Not my fault your gullible." I laughed out loud and Mustang stomped to his desk and faced me "Now tell me your name." he said and I smiled "It's Reila. Reila Gossamer." I said. I was taken to the training room and I saw some dummies in there "attack them." I heard Mustang say and I stepped forward and counted them "About fifty dummies here." I said and I smirked "Sit back and enjoy the show." I said to Al, Ed, Mustang, and Hawkeye. I took a deep breath and closed my eyes "FUS ROH DAH!" I yelled and all the dummies exploded when my shockwave hit them. Everyone's eyes widened and I smiled "haha! That was easy!" I said as I skipped around singing "One little, two little, three little dead bodies. Four little, five little, six little dead bodies." Riza smiled and clapped and they all stared at her like she was crazy. I fell down and I clutched my stomach with a moan. Riza rushed over to me and patted my back "Whats wrong?" she asked and I looked at her about to answer when I vomited violently. I looked down to see a puddle of glowing blue blood and my eyes widened "O-oh my g-god!" I said before I threw up again. My vision went hazy and the next thing I knew, I blacked out.