I, Doctor Rodney McKay, being of sound mind and body do hereby bequeath both my worldly possessions and sound advice in this my final will and testament.
To Doctor Elizabeth Weir: I do hereby bequeath all my personal possessions, not bequeathed to anyone else in the will and testament, to remain in her care until her return to earth. After aforementioned return she is to give my sister and only remaining relative both a letter you will find in the left drawer of my desk and the prearranged sob story of my death. I also wish to tell you something that you would have ignored in life. Cry Elizabeth it is okay to close the door and cry into your pillow, the pillow won't tell and neither will I.
To Teyla Emmagan: I do hereby bequeath all the hockey videos that are in my apartment. Also it is my wish that she accompany Dr. Weir to see my sister as this will help cement the story about the bus full of children. Teyla I want you to know that I admired you in life. You have the ability to show your beauty that you posses inside and outside it something that I never have possessed and will always envy.
To Adien Ford: I do hereby bequeath my side arm. You are a very young man trying to survive with a world full of seasoned men and woman. I admire your bravery and your ability to follow the orders that people give you while still being able to follow your heart. I salute you will all the military spirit I can muster. I hope that you will carry that spirit through the rest of your life.
To Dr. Zelenka: I have nothing earthly to bequeath. You are a fine man and a good friend and my equal, if not my superior in many areas. You will guard my city well, maybe even better than I did. I feel the sting of my failures and hope that you never have to feel the same.
To John Sheppard: I have nothing that you would wish for John but I want you to look under the bed in my quarters and look in the red cardboard box. Inside there is a commendation to Gen. O'Neill. It is my advice that when you return back to earth that you would be transferred to the SGC and to one of the SG teams. Anywhere else would be a waste of you talent and passion. You have been a better friend than I have ever had before. You took everything that I could throw at you and you threw it back at me. I respect and admire you as a friend and as a fellow soldier, for a solider I have become. You have watched my back even while I struggled to watch yours. I will endeavor to watch your back from this place in which I have ended up.
To Carson Beckett: Get out more Doc. The blonde likes you I can tell.
To Lut. Col. Samantha Carter: I do hereby bequeath my cat. When I departed for Atlantis I left her with my neighbor. I hope you will take good care of her. I also leave a piano solo that I have written. I will and would have never been artist enough to play it with the feeling that it deserves. I hope that you understand the meaning of it.
To whom wish to listen I leave this thought. In John Stienbeck's Grapes of Wrath, the main character Tom Joad told his mother that he was leaving and told her this. Maybe, maybe Casey was right. Maybe no one has his or her own soul but only a little part of a big one. If we all are part of that big soul then even when we are gone we will be every where. So my family and friends and those of you who fall into both look for me in the darkness and I will be there. Look for me in the sea that laps at Atlantis and I will be there. Look for me in the labs and in the halls and I will be there. Look for me in your hearts and I will be there. Then when you all get home, look for me and I will be there.
