I don't know how the hell I came up with this idea
Me no own Loud House
Gone
"What a great day!" Clyde says, strolling up to the Loud House
"Sup little dude?"
"Oh hey Luna, is Lincoln home?"
"Where else would he be, but Home Sweet Home?" Luna says playing Home Sweet Home by Motley Crue, as Clyde walks past her
"Hey Clyde" Lynn says
"Hello Lynn" Clyde responds
"Wanna go surfing?" Lynn asks excitedly
"Where?" Clyde asks
"I don't know, I just wanted to try out surfing" Lynn says
"Hello Clyde" says Lucy, appearing behind him
"AAAH!" Clyde screams, like a bitch I might add
"What rhymes with fire?" the goth girl asks
"Liar" Clyde pants
"Thank you" says Lucy, teleporting away
"Hey Clyde" Lana greets
"No I was going to say hi to him!" Lola yells, tackling her twin
"Nuh-uh!" Lana yells back
"Like, hi Clyde" Leni says
"Good morning Leni" Clyde says, walking past her
"Hey Clyde, wanna hear a joke?" Luan asks
"Sure Luan" Clyde answers
"What day do pens dance?" Luan asks
"I don't know" Clyde responds
"Independance day!" Luan giggles
"Ha!" Clyde laughs "That's a good one"
"Salutations Male Human" Lisa says
"Morning Lisa" Clyde says back
"Actually it's almost lunch time" the scientist says Matter-of-factly
"Cwyde!" Lily says excitedly
"Hello Lily" Clyde says, walking up the stairs, and entering his friend's room
"Hey Clyde" Lincoln greets
"What's up?"
"Nothing much, you?"
"Aside from getting mobbed by your sisters, nothing"
"Yeah sorry about that, they're a little wild since Lori left"
"WHAT?! WHERE'D SHE GO!?"
"College, but Clyde it's okay dude-" Lincoln says
"IS NOT!" Clyde says, cutting him off
"Dude, I bet I can find you a way better lady friend than Lori"
"Okay" Clyde sniffles
"Give me an hour, here play my new Nintendo Switch" the white-haired boy says, jogging away
Downstairs…
"Okay guys, Clyde's really hung up over Lori. So, I said I'd find him a new lady friend. Now, before I run all over town, would any of you guys do it" Lincoln explains, addressing Lucy, Lynn, Luan, Luna and Leni
"I'll help Clyde!" Leni says
"He's always so nice, however I have my own girlfriend" Luna says
"Me too" Luan adds
"I'll do it" Lynn chimes in
"You Lynn?" Luna asks
"What? Am I not allowed to be nice sometimes?" Lynn asks dejectedly
"Okay, whatever, so that leaves… Lucy" Lincoln says
"I guess I'll do it too"
"Alright that's three, so I'm off to find more eligible ladies" Lincoln says, running out the door