Well, since you don't know eine menge about me, Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Michal Katswell, older brother of Kitty Katswell, the agent at T.U.F.F. I was born on May 2nd. After Kitty was born, the third one in the family, my father had left my mother, and I was left to fend for myself and my family. I was named after my great-great grandfather Michal Katswell I, the cat of Otto von Bismarck. I have a younger brother, who is now dead. Kitty is the youngest sibling. My younger brother, Jack, was killed in G.U.F.F. (The German Underground Fighting Force) The organization I was in until he died. We were partners too. I didn't come to T.U.F.F. directly after I quit, Kitty actually gave me the job. I'm thakful of her for that. I'm now the mechanic for T.U.F.F. (I mean, who doesn't need a mechanic after the dog came along. The first time I met him, was the day he came into the organization. It went a little like this...
That day, Kitty was undercover. She was trying to bag the villian, Verminious Snaptrap. (I fought way worse). He stole the Kreuger Rat, and got away, but then, there was a dog here, named, Dudley Puppy. The dolt who almost killed my sister and let Snaptrap get away. He was also going to be my sister's soon to be partner. The chief made it official, that she was going to have this dolt working with her.
"Really?" I asked, "You're going to let zis hound, vork vis Kitty?"
"I know Michal, you don't want it, but the safety of Petropolis counts on it."
"Vell, vat about my sister?" I asked, "He can't keep her safe, he almost killed her, and he doesn't even vork vis her!"
"Hey, just because I'm a dog, doesn't mean I can't chew out crime." The dog said.
"Ze only zing you can chew is your own butt." I stated, before he did exactly that.
"Michal, if a dog can take down three of Petropolis's worst bad guys, singlehandedly if I may add, then he is fit to work with your sister." The chief said, "Believe me."
"Ja, alright." I stated, "I vill believe you, but not ze hound." I continued.
Later, at dinner, I learned that the dog is basically a little on the slow side.
"Of course he is." I stated, "He's a dog."
"You can't judge someone because of their species." She said. Maybe she was right, maybe I should just forgive the dogs for what they did to me. I then touched the scar going down the right side of my face.
"You have no idea vat zose animals did to me." I said.
"Well, how much worse is it than almost being killed?" She asked.
"Vishing zey vould kill you." I said.
"I'm sorry Michal, but maybe he is the hero T.U.F.F. is looking for. You could easily be the hero, if you weren't so scared about being a field agent." She said, "What did happen to you in Germany?"
"Zat is a conversation for a different hour." I said, "Let's go to sleep." We obviously didn't sleep in the same room, that would be quite weird. Although, I actually lived in her apartment, since I cannot work out there. I'm too scared I would be killed. I'm actually more afraid about what could happen to Kitty. Night full of nightmares, here I come.
The next day, I was at the Kreuger Rat re-opening. Then, I heard of a TUFFmobile has been broken. I found out, it was my sister's and the cause of it, was the hound.
"Nein." I continued to say, as my long walk back to the T.U.F.F. HQ, where I seen the hound. I heard him whisper something in Kitty's ear, and she replied, "He's dreamy, don't you think?"
"Vat?" I asked myself, as I kept a now, even closer eye on my sister.
"Hey Michal." She said, walking towards me.
"Hello Kitty." I said, "How var you?" I asked, as she leaned in to whisper, "Play along and you won't get hurt."
I began laughing at her remark. "I, get hurt?" I said, "Nein vay in hell." I continued.
"What are you doing after you get out?" She asked me.
I then looked in the direction of the hound, and seen him, he was steaming with jealousy.
"Fine then!" He yelled as he stormed off.
"Dudley?" Kitty asked, looking back at me.
"Rule number von, Never piss off your partner." I said, as she ran off after him.
I then, began laughing as I continued my work on the TUFFmobile the hound broke. After about an hour they came back and, surprise surprise, another TUFFmobile has been broken. Two in a day, a new record. A new record the dog now has too.
"Vhat is it zis time?" I asked.
"Needs pretty much everything." Kitty said, as it fell into a million pieces.
"I think I should just replace it for you." I said.
"Thanks Michal." She said.
"Nein problem." I said, "Vat vere you two doing anyvays?" I asked.
"We were going to see a movie." She stated.
"Like vat?" I asked, "A date?"
"Actually no." She said, "We were going with the whole T.U.F.F. agency. The chief said you wouldn't want to go."
"Ja." I said, "I vouldn't."
"Okay." Dudley said, "Let's go Kitty."
"Bye Michal." She said.
"See you two around." I stated, as they took of in a TUFFmobile.
"Vat are you going to do?" I asked myself. If my younger sister is dating him, I don't know how I would like it. The screwball actually may not be that bad.