Things you should know…about One Piece characters...basically a joke list about random possibilities for different people throughout the story and what their little secrets could be...with the growth of the series this may grow as well...not sure yet...
Straw Hat Crew
Luffy: not actually related to monkeys
Zoro: previous yakuza member
Nami: allergic to lemons
Usopp: BG (baby gangsta)
Sanji: listens to Bare Naked Ladies (the band you numbskulls)
Chopper: hides a pbj sandwich under his hat
Robin: uses cliff notes
Franky: wish he owned a pair of jeans
Brooke: teases his hair every morning
Pirates
Shanks: the scars are from a cat (Kuro?)
Ben Beckman: likes books featuring Fabio
Lucky Roux: on a diet
Yasopp: has a thing for long noses
Alvida: has a (creepy) thing for younger guys
Buggy the Clown: Krusty's stand-in
Mohji: not a cat person
Cabaji: ran away from home to join the circus
Kuro: the scariest gangsta you'll ever see
Django: looks up to Michael Jackson
Sham & Buchi: long lost twin brothers
Don Kreig: Don Vito in disguise
Ghin: has a secret man-crush on Sanji
Pearl: likes oysters, hates clams
Hawkeye: pimp
Arlong: likes sushi
Kurobi: likes pina-coladas and walks on the beach
Hatchi: likes to work with his hands
Chew: never has been kissed
Dorry: a religious man
Brogy: swore off peanut butter
Wapol: is tired of honorifics
Chess: favorite movie is "Little Nemo" (not "Finding Nemo")
Kuromarimo: uses jell, not hair spray
Bellamy: prefers water beds
Sarguiss: at the point of suicide
Edward Newgate: dislikes hospitals
Portgas D. Ace: sleeps through movies
Marshall D. Teach: has a black hole for a heart
Doc Q: always gets right back on the saddle when he falls
Van Auger: lost his contacts
Jesus Burgess: once worked for WWE
Lafitte: prefers lattes to mochas
Oimo & Kaashi: own a pony corral
Navy
Ax-Hand Morgan: uses steroids
Helmeppo: is a daddies boy (but we already knew that)
Coby: dyes his hair twice a month
Nezumi: surprisingly doesn't like cheese
Smoker: on the patch
Tashigi: hides a Zoro figurine under her bead
Hina: hides her fear of tight places
Fullbody: can't break dance
Aokiji: lived in Alaska for a few years
Spandine: would be proud of his son
Spandam: can synthesize with "Man in the Iron Mask"
Rob Lucci: mafia boss
Kaku: has had a nose job
Jyabura: howls at the moon
Kalifa: skips showers regularly
Kumadori: wears a wig
Blueno: looking for the door to his future
Fukuro: picked up a gossip forum
Nero: is back with his own kind
Jerry: the forgotten Ninja Turtle
Wanze: his dumplings never come out right
T-Bone: teaches at an elementary school
Jaguar D. Saul: likes comic books
Monkey D. Garb: hates family reunions
Baroque Works
Crocodile: defiantly a gangsta
Mr. 1: cringes at the sound of Styrofoam
Miss Doublefinger: doesn't get much business in her shop
Bon Clay: hermaphrodite?
Mr. 3: uses lotion due to his dry hends
Miss GoldenWeek: is secretly Picasso
Mr. 4: bats for the Diamond Backs
Miss Merry Christmas: hates Groundhog's day
Mr. 5: eats his boogers
Miss Valentine: hates scales
Mr. 6 & Miss Mother's Day: feel forgotten
Mr. 7: copies Fat Albert's "hey hey hey" for fun
Miss Father's Day: gets warts, and likes it…
Mr. 8: plays jazz at the local café on Tuesdays
Miss Monday: won woman's body builders award for best in Country
Mr. 9: says he's king of the house
Mr. 10 & Miss Tuesday: didn't make the cut
Mr. 11 & Miss Saturday: escape artists
Mr. 12 & Miss Thursday: fell asleep on the job
Mr. 13: got a contract with TokyoPop
Miss Friday: has bad luck
Other
Makino: older then she looks
Heguma: seen a Pink Floyd concert
Rika: sells sugary rice balls by the dozen
Boodle: hates when kids play on his lawn
Chouchou: started his own pet shop (hard to imagine, huh?)
Miss Kaya: is half black
Pepper: is a pepper
Onion: feels eating onion soup is cannibalistic
Carrot: had to loose the bangs
Merry: counts sheep in his sleep
Chef Zeff: wears a different peg lag per weekday
Patty: hates hambugers
Carne: use to be a cholo
Johnny: lost his shades
Yosaku: stole his headband from Naruto
Nijiko: has a tramp-stamp
Genzo: looses his hat in the wind a lot
Laboon: all blubber (but are not whales anyway)
Dalton: rebellious to his mother
Dr. Kureha: prides herself for never needing a facelift
Dr. Herulock: likes Shitake mushrooms
Eneru: needs shock therapy
Ohm: meditates to the peaceful sounds of Daft Punk
Paulie: wants a cracker
Hope that was a fun little list for you, if you have ideas feel free to tell me. Thank you for taking the time to check this out.