Cookie monsters dark side
Elmo was walking down the street after every production when Elmo got a call from the cookie monster "meet me at the bar" cookie monster said. Elmo started for the bar when he was struck in the head and shoved in a van. Elmo woke up with a raging headache and bruised eye. Then he saw cookie dough all over his fur then he saw him the man who kidnapped Elmo. "Cookie monster why would you" Elmo said stuttering. "Because I love you Elmo" Cookie monster said then out of nowhere cookie monster rushes towards Elmo and starts licking his fur sexually. "Can you feel the love" Cookie monster said Cookie monster rubs his back while licking his fur. Elmo's getting sick and confused.
"Listen you sick motherfucker get off me" Elmo said angrily! "Then you shall die" Cookie monster said. "No I think you shall die" Elmo said out of nowhere cookie monster drew a gun and said "now you sit back in your damn chair and enjoy my face rubbing your fur. "Ok ok man I'm sorry" Elmo said when cookie monster was done with Elmo he shackled to the floor of the basement Cookie monster went up halfway up to the stairs and said " goodbye lover" the door room is dark when his eyes are adjusted to the dark he saw big bird, Oscar, and count Dracula covered in cookie dough they weren't moving they died while being seduced by cookie monster Elmo is now crying. The next morning the cellar door rose and cookie monster came in cookie monster shoved Elmo into he living tied him into a chair and put a girl wig upon his head. "You're going to be here forever and ever" cookie monster said. Now lets get you in that dress cookie came back with a yellow dress with a jade broach. "Found us a baby Elmo" cookie monster said "where did you get it buddy" Elmo said I found attached to a man I beat down with a hammer. Elmo got enough room to get both hand free and enough time to grab his knife and stab cookie monster right in the chest "I thought you loved me" "speak to your self mother fucker" Elmo said then he grabbed the baby and ran as fast as he could as he could run. He told the police and handed over the baby. Back at his home watching TV in his bed and the news come about cookie monster. The reporter says his body was never found. In his ear he heard I still love you.
