I HAVENT UPDATED ANYTHING IN FOREVER! Okay, so lately I have been obsessed with 'the Hangover', I mean Bradley Cooper is just delicious. Anyway, I decided what the hay! Let's put a twist on it. It also helps that Zac himself loves the movie. I'm going to follow the story line of the hangover, but I'm not trying to copy it, so I might add different scenes, or something. I'm not sure yet.

So basically it will be just like the story plot of the Hangover. And here are the characters. I have the character list so you can like see which HSM character will be like the original Hangover character. Did that make sense?

If you haven't seen this movie, I recommend it, but make sure you have parental approval. It has a lot of cursing.

Phil's character will be Troy.

Stu will be Chad.

Alan will be Ryan. (he's kind of the outsider who doesn't really fit in.)

Doug will be Zeke.

Jade will be Taylor.

Tracy will be Sharpay.

Melissa will be Martha.

And Phil's wife Stephanie will of course be Gabriella.

I'm adding Jason to the crew. There isn't really a character for him, so he'll just be himself.

Those are the main characters, any minor characters will just be made up as I go along.

Alright…..so I'm done talking. If you have any questions leave them in a review or private message, and I'll answer it or them as soon as possible.

We're Screwed

Chapter 1: Your Getting What?

"Bye Gabriella, I'm going to hang out with the guys at the bar." Troy said as he grabbed his wallet and keys getting ready to run out of the door. "Wait!" Gabriella called as she ran up to her husband of six years. He pecked her lips quickly, "Okay, bye!" he said turning for the door knob. "Troy!"

"Yes, wife?" Troy said turning to look at her, his hand still steady on the knob. "Tell Zeke I said congratulations."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah" Troy said opening the door and walking out, he stopped just as the door was closing. "What do you mean tell Zeke congratulations. On what?" he said popping his head through the little space of the unclosed door. "He didn't tell you? He and Sharpay are getting married."

"WHAT?"

Troy honked the horn. "Yo Danforth get your ass out here. NOW!"

Chad looked at his girlfriend, Martha, "I'm going to the bar with the guys. Is that okay?"

"No, its not okay. You couldn't of gave me a weeks notice?"

"I just found out today. Apparently Zeke has some important news to tell us…"

"PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT! DOCTOR FAGGOT! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!" (this part is from the Hangover, but its too funny to not include. Oh, and if I offended you, I'm terribly sorry.) Chad looked at Melissa then out the window to see a pissed off Troy. "Uhm…" Chad began. "Just leave…Doctor Faggot." Chad nodded as he got up, leaning in to kiss her, when she didn't respond he dropped the gesture all together. "Bye."

"Really Bolton? Doctor Faggot? Martha was there!" Chad said as they road off to meet Zeke and Jason at the bar. "I don't give a damn about your uptight girlfriend. Why are you with her exactly? She hates your guts."

"She doesn't hate me. She just has an interesting way of expressing her love."

"She hates you."

"Loves me."

"Hates you. I mean didn't she fuck a male maid or something on her cruise last year?"

"He was a bartender. And she was drunk."

"That's even better. She fucked the guy serving her the drinks. Isn't there like a sex tape or something." Troy asked pulling into the bar's parking lot. "Who told you that?" Chad asked abruptly. Troy quickly got out of his car. "I don't know what your talking about." Chad was right at his heels. "You do know! Who told you?" They entered the bar, immediately walking to the end of the bar table where they're friends where waiting. "Fine Chad! Fine. Gabriella told me something about it one night. Okay?"

"What did she tell you?" The two sat down getting greeted with a beer. Troy took a huge swig from the bottle. "I don't know.. She said that she talked to Martha when she came back and…something about a tape. Good sex and something else.. I don't remember much from that night."

"Why?"

"that night she got new lingerie." everyone started to laugh. Troy just shrugged. "One up about being married. Sex when and where you want it. Isn't that right Zeke?" Troy asked as he chugged the remainder of his beer. "Yo bartender, let's get another round over here!" Troy said as Zeke took the center of attention. "What is Troy talking about? Or is he buzzed already?" Chad asked curiously. "Trust I'm not buzzed…yet." Troy said, grabbing the drinks. Zeke looked at him,

"How do you know already?"

"I guess your fiancée told my wife already."

"Whoa what?" Jason asked looking at Zeke. "Guys I'm getting married to Sharpay."

"Your getting what?" Chad and Jason asked in unison. "Haha, yeah. Zeke's joining in on the screwed up piece of shit life that is called being married. Do you not listen to anything I say about being married to Gabriella?"

"No, I listened, I just didn't think about it a lot."

"Being married is like being in prison. Horrible."

"You don't seem to mind so much." Zeke said as he and Troy forgot about the other two guys sitting there and enjoying this heated conversation. "At times, I love my life. But those times include when I'm either having sex with her, or we're hanging out with Bobby together. Other than that. I wish she was still my girlfriend, without the wife title."

"Your still the same. All you care about is sex."

"Of course! I'm a 28 year old man! Look all I'm saying Zeke is that I don't want you or any of you guys at that to have to carry around the title of husband."

"Troy I'm 29, turning 30 next year. I can make my own decisions."

"Whatever Zeke. But when I'm right, I'm not going to even tell you I told you so."

"Danforth! What the hell is this?" Martha asked as she ran up to where they were seated. She was holding up what appeared to be underwear. "Wow, really? Danforth control your bitch." Troy said as he grabbed his beer bottle and walking away. Zeke and Jason following. "Hey Martha…. Zeke and Sharpay are getting married…." Chad said trying to put on a smile. She grabbed him by the ear and pulled him outside. "We have screwed up relationships." Troy said gulping down his beer.

A/N: yeah, so that was the first chapter. I think I really captured Phil's character and put him into Troy. He's rude, blunt, and just doesn't care. I like it. Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed it and I know I didn't really give you much, but yeah. Its just the basics. Next chapter you will be introduced to Ryan and the bachelor party will begin. Thanks for reading.