(I do not own any of this!)
Chapter 1: Design Defect
Double-D walked home from the junkyard; his face covered in red lipstick.
For the past five years, the Kanker Sisters, Lee, Marie and May, have been torturing him and his two best friends.
Eddy, the short scammer with a big mouth, and Ed, the boy that can't stop being obsessed with gravy.
He walked into his house, and went to his room; he sat down at his desk.
He turned on his computer.
"Good evening Eddward."
The computer said in a female voice.
"Good evening June."
Double-D said feeling tired as hell.
"Which model shall we work on today sir?"
June asked.
"Today we'll start with… oh, what the heck! Air Beta Mark One!"
The computer set up the blue prints of a jet engine with two small jet wings.
"Ok. Set up right wing layout."
The computer took apart the right wing on the screen.
Double-D spent the next three hours on the wings and engine. He started to go mad trying to find a certain part.
"Where is it!"
He couldn't find it. He eventually fell asleep.
The next day, he woke at the sound of his alarm clock. He stretched his body, and rubbed his eyes.
"Good morning sir."
June said.
"Good morning June."
He said tiredly.
He got up, took a shower, put on his new clothes.
He went down stairs to find his friends waiting for him.
"Hey sock head!"
Eddy greeted his friend.
Ed ran up and hugged him.
"My friend!"
Double-d slipped out of the grip, and walked to Eddy
"So… what will we be doing today Eddy?"
Double-D asked.
"Ed's Flight School!"
Double-D sighed.
"What will this be?"
Eddy smiled.
"For a fee, we teach kids how to fly home made planes and then sell them the planes! And we'll use your stash!"
Double-D went pail.
"How do you know about my flight designs!"
"I didn't."
Eddy smiled slyly. Double-D slapped his face.
"So go get making them!"
Eddy ordered.
Double-D walked off, and went to his garage. He opened the door, and clicked on the back button.
The entire floor of the garage opened, and a platform came out. It was a set of fighter planes!
Double-D pressed a button on the wall and spoke.
"June."
"Yes Mr. Eddward?"
"I need a quick remodel! Seven minutes, top!"
"Which model, Sir?"
"Standard model Mark twelve."
Robots came out of the ground and started rebuilding
"Rebuilding will end in six minutes, twelve seconds."
"Don't wait up."
He walked out.
"So, how's it going sock head?"
Eddy asked.
"It should be done with in six minutes."
"Good!"
After the six minutes, the mini planes were ready; Double-D moved them out of the garage, and onto the street.
"Behold! Ed's Flying School! For a measly quarter, you can learn how to fly!"
Said Eddy to the cul-de-sac.
The kids came in, and wanted to try
"Plank wants to fly!"
Johnny said to Eddy.
"This better work."
Kevin said under his breath.
"Rolf is amazed by the metal bird!" said Rolf.
They all got in the cockpit and strapped their seat belts, and turned on the main engine. They all waited for the order…
"Go!"
Double-D told them.
The kids went off, into the air! They had more fun then ever… but then it happened…
"Umm… Eddy?"
Double-D asked.
"What's up?"
"The engines are running out of fuel…"
"… I planned for this."
Eddy pressed a button on his plane, and the Ed's planes became invisible.
"How did you do that!"
Double-D asked while shocked.
"I took some of your tech."
"You stole my stuff!"
"I think of it as… retrieved…"
The kid's planes fell to the ground
"I'm gonna kill you dorks!"
Kevin yelled.
The Ed's planes ran out of fuel.
"I am a bird, Eddy!" Ed yelled as they fell; they hit the ground, and ran off as the kids chased them.
The Ed's ran into the woods, but stopped for breath "This… is… the most… incompetent… thing… you've ever… done… Eddy…" Double-D huffed out.
"Well… it's… all… your… fault… sockhead…" Eddy huffed out angrily.
"My fault!" Double-D screamed "It was your scam!"
"Well you didn't stop me!"
"Well, I'm going home!" Double-D pointed to the trail "This is trail for people with a brain!" he walked down the trail.
After a few meters, he felt a gust of wind; he looked around but saw nothing.
He walked further, and heard a shot… he felt pain in his chest… it was bleeding… and saw black…