Yea.ok.first FF EVER! Here's goes nothing!

Chapter 1: Prologue

!!!SHAZAM!!!

"NOT SO FAST!"

"Haha! So you think you can defeat the great Lord Voldemort! That's where you will be wrong.I am the most powerful, the magnificent, the great."

"Oh shut up! You always start boasting about how good you are and that's when I get you. You really should stop. You know what you should do? You should video tape this so next time you can see what you did wrong so I don't have to defeat you again and again.not that I don't enjoy it."

"You won't get me this time!"

And at the wave of Voldemort's wand, a whirling portal opened up and sucked in Harry, Ron and Hermione. The last thing they heard was the high, harsh sound of Voldemort's laughter.