Title: The Truth about Broccoli
Theme/Genre/Prompt: Broccoli???
Pairings: None
Rating: K+
Summary: Because I-pin cannot see, and Lambo must be troublesome. [Drabble]
When I-pin first stepped into Sawada Tsunayoshi's home, she felt safe. Protected she was, from the dangers of her daily deliveries and missions given to her by her beloved master. And it was here she enjoyed a scrumptious home-made dinner. That was... until…
"Lambo-san has arrived! Dinner time! Lambo-san is here!"
I-pin looked. A disturbance? In this cozy home? No, she would not allow it.
"Broccoli monster!"
Lambo's tirade stopped. "Broccoli... monster?" He laughed. Boy would he enjoy this.
The day after the incident, I-pin decided she would overcome this newest obstacle, for she couldn't bear being terrorized by the deranged vegetable. And so she took off on an adventure with a thirst for knowledge.
She traveled to restaurants and cafeterias to learn the secrets about broccoli but time and time again, she was disappointed.
"Excuse me, do you know the secret of broccoli monsters?"
"Oh hi there, did you lose your mommy?"
Utter disappointment.
Dejected, I-pin traveled back to Sawada's home before she had an ingenious idea. Surely her master would know!
When I-pin returned to Sawada's home, she was greeted with phrases of relief and worry, and she eagerly settled down for another scrumptious dinner.
"Lambo-san has arrived for Mama's cooking! Lambo-san is here!"
I-pin continued to eat, savoring the taste of her dinner.
"Lambo-san is a broccoli monster! Raaaaahhhhhh!!!!!"
"Lambo! Don't do that!" Tsuna berated, grabbing his bowl before Lambo jumped into it.
"Lambo is a broccoli monster!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
I-pin continued eating quietly, knowing she had a secret weapon up her sleeve.
"BROCCOLI MONSTER! RAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhh!!"
I-pin smiled at the broccoli she knew to be Lambo.
"Lambo? Did you know that broccoli is delicious when it's steamed?"
End