THE ROOM
JOHNNY VS WILLIAM SHAKESPEAR
BY BARRYLAWN
one day william was in his house writing pedofile love stories when he decided to do things a little differently
he opened his book and wrote the magic words "o hai" into it and it lit up AND A GUY CAME OUT OF THE BOOK
"waaaaaht, wear am i. what happened. what is this bullshit. ohai shakespear" said the man who was johnny from 2003
"hello my sir, i would like for thou to play a part in mine new play, johnny and lisa
"ok"
===AT THE PRACTISE===
"the time for thou to practise is now" said shakespear and he clipped the black clippy thing "action"
johnny broke the guards backs and sneaked into the hall to find his love lisa, but when he got into the bedroom, he found a TEN YEAR OLD BOI"
"WAAAAAAT DIS ISNT LISA, DIS IS LITTEL KID"
"just go wit it, thou can get real pussi after" said shakespear
johnny had to pretend to have gay sex with the little boi
"DIS ISNT RITE, WHY DO U HAVE TO HAVE DICK" cried johnny
"im boi"
"BUT UR LISA, UR NOT MENT TO HAVE DICK"
"sry"
"UR TARING MI APART LISAAAAAAAAAAA" cried jonny
"ok good enough" said shakespear "i expect thou all back for the grand play
===THE NEXT DAY===
"ladies and gentelman of the 1800s or something" said shakespear "presenting my new tragedy, JONNY AND LISA"
johnny got on the stage
"ohai old people" muttered johnny getting on teh stage "o wo, i am jonny, and i have been pained with looooooove" he gave his best acting
the story was like how johnny liked this boi dressed as a girl named lisa and he conspired with his best friend mark to sneak into the house and show his act of love
"dis is tecnically illegal, but anyting for thou my best frend" said mark
so they sneaked in and beat up the guards and johnny sneeked in
johnny sneaked into the bedroom and got to the bed
"ohai lisa" said jonny
they started sex scene but johnny accidently exposed bois dick which kinda made tings awkward cause boi
"thy eyes play teh tricks on thee" said shakespeer "it was not thee bois dick, but teh stick"
"oooooooooooo" said audience
the first act was over, but they still had four more acts and four more gay sex scenes
however johnny noticed there was something strage with teh props and dat was that the gun he was supposed to use was REAL
LIKE WTF
===ACT 5 SCENE 5===
"i did naht hit him i mean her its naht tru its bullshit i did naht hit him- I MEAN HER GOD DAMMIT SHAKESPEER WY U HAVE TO MAKE DIS SO CONFUSING?" he screamed
"thou art acting like a ten year old baby, pls, dat was wat lisa is supposed to be doings, ur 30 or something, btw thats pedofile so" said shakespear and then there was a knock on johnnys door
"thou art completely surrounded, pedophile rapist!" shouted the police
"OH NO" shouted johnny
but before anything happened, there wasnt a sex scene in this act yet, so two random guys came in and had sex and then johnny came in, and he had no idea what to do since he was bout to get arrest
"IM FED UP WITH DIS WORLD" shouted jonny
he grabbed the gun and was about to shoot himself in the face when he remembere it was real
"why wud shake wanna make it real... i have an idea."
so he didnt fucking shoot
he took out a recorder and left it outside shakespears window
"ha ha ha, now thou will kill thyself and ill steal all thy moneys, wait why havent thou shot thyself, johnny"
johnny played the recording and shot skatespear in the head and he died
"nice work, my best friend" said mark and johnny was sent back to the present
THE END