( ERAGON"Z POV)

It was a long time ago. And trust me when I say long I mean like DAYUM!!!! THATZ WHEN LIKE THEY HAD NO TOOTHBRUSHES. Yap that long. when I heard a voice. It was deep and it was like how Billie Mays talked the awkward voice said," Dayum I gotta really watch where I step "

So I ran over to see what it was. But what I saw was not a pretty site trust me. If u saw it u would probably

throw up then swallow it so you wouldn't see your own vomit and throw up again. And the sad thing is I felt sorry for it. Then it came out and said, " Hello I am Coy and I really...really have to piss right now so can u show me where the bathroom is??" I looked in amazement. Then threw up but anyway then there was another voice which was higher pitched. Then it screamed, " OMG look I can cross my eyes and scream cuss words look, SHIT, BITCH, BASTARD!!!!" Then shortly I found out it was the famous j.g of course from that one fan fiction story Eragon and the camera. He said " Wow I just pissed really far did u see that it was like !Phew! right over those 6ft tree's. O hi Eragon long time no chat."

I said in a low voice," Ha yap been a long time since we talked."

Then Coy screamed," Um ya guys I am here to you know?"

I noticed and said," O sorry Coy didn't see you there."

Coy screamed, "I am a FREAKIN seven foot tall dude how can u not freaking see me!!"

I said "Well anyway how bout we go see that camera you should of brought me back."

J.G said sadly "Well here is the thing, Me and Coy....Well basically just me was playing who can get to the other side of the world first to kill this mean menace called and it kinda got lost on the way so........."

I screamed "WHAT DO U MEAN GOT LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

J.G frowned and said," Well u know how we defeated that big guy and all are adventures after that, well cam died and I didn't tell you so we have to find somebody else who can make a camera"

I said," Well lets get started....

J.G's POV

"LOL look at me YAY!!!! I can spin in circles" Then i fell on my face. "LOL I fell on the ground with my eye's crossed!!!."

Eragon screamed " Stop that J.G we got work to do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!