Let's Pretend

"Brian! Hold still."

Justin adjusts the flower on my lapel yet again. "There. Just right." Flashes me a dizzying smile.

We turn toward the makeshift wedding aisle. Crystal blue and hazel eyes look out on the gathering.

A blond with hazel eyes declares, "My hand is supposed to go on top!"

A brunette with crazy curls and crystal blue eyes hisses, "No, it isn't."

"It is! You're the 'wife.'"

Justin whispers, "Like father, like son."

"So? I wanna be on top!"

I reply, "Like father, like daughter."

Justin sticks out his tongue.

Cynthia and Daphne exclaim, "Hey! What about us?"