The One With Horatio and A Bomb
Horatio and Frank are in a house where they are trying to diffuse a bomb, which is attached to another man in a chair.
Horatio: Well, Frank. What kind of bomb do we have here?
Frank: Well, I have no idea. I 'm not really a bomb expert. All I know is that it's going to be one minute until this bomb explodes.
Man: Please, help me! (crying) I have an ex-wife and no kids! I'm really looking forward to my life.
Frank: Don't worry. We will get you out of here in no time. We have the tools, right, Horatio.
Horatio: (looking down at his glasses with a look that says "Oops")
Frank: You did bring the tools, did you?
Horatio: I'm not the kind of person who does things, Frank. I catch the bad guys.
Man: A bad guy did this to me! There's only forty seconds here!
Frank: HORATIO! DO SOMETHING!
Horatio: No, Frank…(about to put on sunglasses)
Frank: DAMMIT, HORATIO! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DO YOUR BIT! HELP ME RIGHT NOW!
Horatio: Settle down, Frank. I was only joking.
Man: Thirty seconds.
Horatio: (puts on glasses)…to Mars. (about to walk away)
Frank: YOU'RE FIRED!
Horatio: (walks to Frank and takes off his glasses) NO! YOU CAN'T FIRE ME! I AM UNFIREABLE! I AM CSI: MIAMI! (kicks bomb, which changes from twenty-five seconds to ten)
Frank: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU CRAZY?
Horatio: I'm not crazy, Frank. I am (puts on sunglasses) the bomb. (walks away)
BOOOOOOMMMMMM!
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