Chapter 1: Wake up!

It was seven o'clock in the morning the day after Xero arrived at the base and Kuro's alarm went off. He smashed it with his jewel strider blade. He got up off of his bed; he was wearing his red shirt, and black, long pants. He went to his closet and put on his organization outfit. He put his jewel strider blade back into his sheath then he walked slowly outside of his bedroom. And then he tripped over something, and that got him up. He looked to see what he tripped on and it was Xero, with a pillow below his head, lying on the ground, sleeping. "XERO WAKE UP!!!" Kuro said in one of those whisper yells. Xero was still asleep. So then Kuro lifted Xero's ear, put a soundproof dome around him and Xero, and yelled at the top of his voice, "XERO WAKE UP!!!!" Xero was still asleep. Then Kuro lifted the soundproof dome and walked away, then while Kuro was walking, a sweat drop fell from Kuro's face and hit the ground silently, then the sound woke Xero up, "Huh? Wha? Where am I?" Xero said tiredly.

"Your in front of my room for some reason." Kuro said from behind Xero.

"Huh? What time is it?" Xero asked tiredly,

"About 7:03 in the morning." Kuro replied,

"Why are you up so early?" Xero asked,

"It's my turn to wake everyone up, next is Xion." Kuro replied.

"Xion huh? Then let's go number sixteen!" Xero said

"What?"

"Nothing!" Then the two of them went to Xion's room, Kuro knocked on the door and there was no response. He leaned his ear against the door and still no response. Then he opened the door and Xion was still asleep. He walked over to her bed and poked her head. "Xion, Wake up!" He whispered. Then he lifted her hair that covered her air and leaned over to her ear. "Xion…" He said at a regular tone, "Get up, it's time to wake up." Then Xion slowly opened her eyes. When she saw Kuro she jumped up and hugged him and she started crying.

"Uh… Xion, what are you doing?" Kuro asked,

"I had a horrible dream!" Xion replied.

"Oh, ok, what was it about?" Kuro asked as he hugged her back.

"Reno, that guy Draxnew killed, he came and killed you!"

"I see, so you were dreaming about me?"

"Well," Xion said as she let go of Kuro and sat down. "I guess… b-b-but it doesn't mean anything!"

"uh-huh, sure…" Kuro replied.

"Oh shut up!" Xion yelled,

"Well, I'm off to go wake up Draxnew!" Kuro said then he and Xero went over to said nobody's room, Kuro knocked on the door and Draxnew opened it.

"Yeah?" Draxnew asked.

"Time to get up!" Kuro replied.

"Whatever…" Draxnew replied then slammed the door closed.

"That was simple!" Xero said. Then the two of them went over to Roxas's room, and they knocked.

"ROXAS GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZEY BUM!!" Kuro yelled, then he grabbed Xero's hood, ran and dragged Xero with him.

"Kuro, what are we doing?" Xero asked a he was dragged,

"Going to wake up Larxene," Kuro replied, then they got to a door that had XII on it and "The savage Nymph" Painted in red letters. Kuro knocked on the door and heard a loud response.

"WHO THE CRAP IS IT?!?!!!" Larxene's voice yelled from her room.

"It's Kuro!" Kuro said,

"GO AWAY!!!" Larxene replied.

"I'm here too!" Xero said, then the door opened.

"Xero-kun! It's so good to see you!" Larxene said as she bowed. Xero hugged Larxene and they kissed for like five minutes.

"Xero…" Kuro said,

"MM?" Xero replied as he kissed Larxene,

"As much as I love seeing you and Larxene smack lips, we gotta go wake up the others…"

"OH RIGHT!!!" Xero said as he walked over to Kuro,

"We'll seeya later Larxene!" Kuro said as he and Xero walked away.

"Ok! Bye-bye Xero-kun!" Larxene said and waved goodbye to the two (or maybe it was just Xero, but we can't really tell) then the two arrived to a pink door and Kuro knocked on it. "MARLY!! TIME UP GET TO!!"

"I'll be right out! I'm putting on my make-up!" Marluxia said as he was doing so.

"No need! I just needed to make sure you were up!" Then Kuro and Xero went over to gambly's, uh… I mean Luxord's room. And there was a card glued to the door, Kuro did the routine. And there was no answer, Kuro went in and found Luxord, Axel, Xigbar, and Xaldin all passed out at a poker table. In Luxord's hand was a bottle of beer. Kuro went over to the four punched two of them and kicked the other two simultaneously, then he ran out the door and locked it. "Let's go, let's go!" Kuro yelled, then Xero and him ran down the hall, to Demyx's room. Kuro did the routine, and nothing special happened, so we'll skip that part, next was Saix, Kuro knocked on the door and there was no response, so he walked in and found Saix starring at Kingdom Hearts, chanting "Kingdom… Hearts…" over and over again.

"Saix!" Kuro yelled, then Saix came to his senses.

"Huh? Oh, must've pulled another all nighter…" Saix said, then he went to his bathroom that was built in his bedroom. Next up was Zexion, but that's probably too bloody for a T fanfic. Same with Laxeaus, so we'll just skip to Vexen. Kuro walked over to his room and there was no door, so he saw that Vexen was messing with some test tubes. So he let him be. So he walked over to Xaldin's room, and when he knocked he got lances thrown at him, so all they needed was Xemnas, Kuro walked over to Xemnas's office and he was there doing some paper work.

"Mr. Superior," Kuro said, "All the members are awake."

"Good," Xemnas said, "MEETING!!!" He yelled over the intercom.

Cliffhanger!

Note: Xero was created by Xero Asterik, and Draxnew was created by Yaridovich23, and Kuro was created by me.