Beach Spaghetti and Soup
A.N. My brother wrote this, he just wanted me to post it because its pretty funny! No, he was not on crack but I'm still calling this a crack fiction!
Once upon a time there was a boy named Naruto. Naruto was a fox! The story begins when Naruto drops his pants and scares Hinata! Sasuke skipsacross a lake and Sakura goes with Orochimaru….. to make cookies!
Hinata runs into the river and gets ripped to shreds by a shark! Her remains get thrown to shore and Choji goes up to them and says "Hey look! Beach spaghetti! It's my lucky day!" He eats them up!
Ino goes back to the farm because she is a piggy and kills the farmer by farting nuclear bombs!
Shikamaru sprints into the forest and eats a happy squirrel!
Then Kiba gets chased by a naked Naruto.
Shino goes to Lady Tsunade and gives her 27 spoons so she can eat her tasty soup!
Gaara goes "wee wee wee wee wee" all the way home, and when he gets there he goes pee. Kankuro eats some roast beef and Temari goes to the market where she gets blown to smithereens!