Star Wars: My Immortal Awakens

by Evil Voice Acting

This is meant to be a pentagram (geddit) between Star Wars: The Force Awakens and My Immortal. I'm not the first one to have that idea, but other people who tried this out usually had Kylo Ren have the same adventures as Ebony. This is a retelling of TFA (therefore, you could argue that the "crossover" label is inaccurate) from Kylo's POV in My Immortal's style.

1. Chapter 1

Star Wars: My Immortal Awakens

Chapter 1:

Hi my name is Ben Solo, the son of Han Solo and General Princess Leia who were friends width luke who was traininged by Ben Kenobi (that's how I got my name) but most pepole call me kylo ren now. I have long ebony black hair that reaches my shoulders and a lot of people tell me I look like Anakin Skywalker. (AN: If you don't know who that ihs get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Kybo Ren but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I was converted to Satanism by surpeme elder snoke after han solo kicked me out of the house for trying to program C-3PO to act more goffikly and he took off his arm and replaced it with a goffiker red one. I'm a dark jedi and I work at starkiller base along with my bffs catpain maspha and gerenal hugs. Together we like visiting hoth topic, where I buy all my clothes. For example today I was wearing black boots, black trousers, a black cape and a black helmet like Darth Vader (my idol). I was walking around Starkiller base (AN: Def Star dis is U!). A lot of preppy stormtroopers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Kylo!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Captain Plasma!

"What's up Phasma?" I asked.

"Well sureamp lether sonk sent me to Jakku (AN: Tatooine dis is U) to find the map to ur unkel luk"

"Oh. my. FUCKING. god!" I screamed. I needed to find my uncle luke and kill him because he kiled darth valer.

"Well...do you want to go with me?"

I gasped.

AN: Is it any good? Fangz!