A/N: Sirius is Bold (Padfoot)
Remus is italics (Moony)
James is bold italics (Prongs)
Peter is underlines (Wormtail)
Hey guys! We're the Marauders, and though you guys don't know who that is, we do, so... screw you all, and good night!
Padfoot, that's not professional. And not to mention - rude. Stop being so insensitive!
Oh come on Moony, don't be so stuck up! We're giving people advice for crying out loud! Stop being sensitive!
Oh for Merlin's sake you two – we've only just started this and you two are already arguing! I mean, come on Moony you're meant to be the sensible one, and Padfoot if you keep arguing, they're gonna find out who we are! And that would suck!
Exactly!
Oh for crying out loud, you always side with Prongs, Wormtail! Get a grip!
Well that's a little harsh... well when everyone quits arguing, we'll give out some advice. But we're the Marauders, so you may be waiting a tad! **Que Muggle Music here**