onc upn a tiem derk n janey was rubin deyr butts 2getha, as u do
but den dav apeard thor a windoe n sayd, "omg ur ma bro i wuv u"
and durk sais, "no wei"
and daev say, "yis wai"
nd dirk sa, "no waaaaaeieiieieiieieieiie"
n janey was sad bc no buttrubs
:'(
(n dont tink i wasnt sadr bcc ders onyl one teir bc i wass ok? i wass soooooooooooooo sad :''''''''''''( )
butt den, daverino luk'd ovr at janey and relized dat john's mom is hot
"jonh's mam, i mean, jane, wud u liek 2 rub buts?" he askt, n a romanctic tone
n dikr was lik, "u bastud"
n den dav n janey wer lik )) ~ ((
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