Awkward
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"Man. It's been a long day." The man had just gotten back home from work at the comic book store and he was extremely tired. Dressed in a grey T-shirt and sweatpants, he climbed into bed and soon fell asleep. "Man, this new house I bought is really cozy. I'm glad I moved to Japan." He said right before he fell asleep.
"Little did he know that someone was watching him. From the shadows of the dark room, the vengeful onryo, Kayako Sakei emerged, her death rattle causing the man to squirm in his sleep. Kayako slowly climbed up onto the bed and slipped under the covers of the man who was completely unaware of the danger he was in. Kayako emitted her infamous croaking sound as she prepared to break every bone in the man's body.
"Ummm." The man groaned, beginning to wake up but not quite there. Kayako did not care and continued to croak. She was on top of the man, ready to deliver the killing blow.
"Umm...b...b.." In his sleep, the man began to mumble what sound like words. Curious, Kayako put her ear closer to his mouth.
"b...bo...Boobies."
Kayako didn't make a sound but her face changed into what you would consider a WTF face.
"Boobies...on my chest."
Kayako looked down and realized that the man was right, her breast were pressed up against the man. If she still had blood coursing through her veins, he would be blushing profusely right now.
"So...soft...must...squeeze.." The man reached for Kayako's breast. Panicked, Kayako jumped off the bed and crawled back into the shadows.
"So...soft."
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"Dude I had the most awesome dream last night! I dreamed that some ghost chick crawled on top of me while I was in bed and let me touch her breast. It was awesome!" The man said.
"That's real great buddy Can I just get my issue of Guro Girl now?" The annoyed customer, who did nothing to provoke the man into talking about his dream, asked.
"Oh sure." The man gave the customer the latest issue of Guro Girl and watched as he left.
"Man, I can't help but wonder if I'll have that dream again." The man thought out loud.
...
"Mommy? Are you still ashamed about that man and your chest?" Toshio asked.
"What makes you say that?" Kayako said as she continued to wrap bandages around her breast."
The End